Howie Roseman rolls a pathetic 99 during Eagles night out bowling
According to Brandon Graham’s Instagram story, he and Howie Roseman had a wild boys night out bowling with a few other Eagles players and personnel.
Roseman, BG, Jake Elliot, Cam Jurgens, Bob Lange (SVP of Communications) and some guy named Tom all got out to roll a few games last night and the results were less than stellar for Roseman specifically.
A final score of 99 is absolutely pathetic. Let’s be honest. If Howie was bowling and the rest of the fellas didn’t let him throw a four pound ball with bumpers then he was already at a disadvantage.
The other scores weren’t that great outside of Jake Elliot. Finishing with a 219 is definitely impressive but should have been expected given the fact that he’s the kicker. I can’t really explain it but it just makes sense that the kicker on the team, a glorified soccer player, is good at bowling, right?
Side Note: I’m sure the bowling alley added the Eagles logo thinking it was a nice touch but you can barely see the scores with the white text on the white logo? Cmon man.
There were multiple lanes open for Eagles players last night. The other group included Devon Allen, Quez Watkins, Marlon Tuipulotu, Jack (Stoll, Driscoll, Anderson), and probably John Hightower.
If that’s John Hightower, he might need to find some new hobbies. A score 153 isn’t terrible but when you list bowling in the Eagles media guide a lot of people on social media are saying that you can’t possibly go out there and roll that low of a score.
I disagree. One of my hobbies is golfing and I’m absolutely terrible. I’ll go out and shoot a solid 92 while drinking and jamming to some tunes with the boys. It’s still my hobby even if I can’t break 80 or see the pin on the final few holes because of beer and drug consumption so let’s cut Johnny Towers some slack.
Regardless, hard to knock a little offseason team building. I would like my GM to bowl better than a 99 but after this year’s NFL Draft I think we should give Howie a break this time around.
