New Era Drops New Hat in Philadelphia Eagles Official Pro Shop with a Bizarre Back Design
Just when you thought news about New Era acting like psychopaths in the design department slowed down over the past few months, a new hat has appeared in the Official Philadelphia Eagles Pro Shop.
New Era released a Green/Black Philadelphia Eagles NFL x Staple Collection 59FIFTY Fitted Hat.
Let’s take a look.
Philadelphia Eagles x New Era Staple Hat Design
Okay at first glance, the hat really doesn’t seem like anything impressive. I’m honestly not sure why anyone would buy a hat with the Eagles logo on it and the words “STAPLE” behind it but unfortunately, that’s the most normal thing about the one pictured above.
If we click through the image carousel, you’ll see that there’s also a design on the back of the hat.
That added design would be none other than bird shit.
Philadelphia Eagles x New Era Staple Hat Design (Back)
Correct. New Era and the Philadelphia Eagles want you to buy a hat with embroidered bird shit on it.
Why on Earth would anyone want to do that? I don’t see any positive in wearing bird shirt on your hat. When did that become cool? Maybe I’m just getting old?
I know a lot of people out there think that getting shit on by a bird is some type of good luck but sadly, they are completely wrong. That’s just something parents and other people told you growing up so you wouldn’t freak out that a bird just shit on you. There’s nothing good about it.
As if the embroidered bird shit wasn’t enough, on the side of the hat you have a pigeon?
We are the Philadelphia Eagles. If you’re wearing any type of branding on your hat that is from the Eagles official store, the only bird that should be featured should be, in fact, an Eagle.
These hats are a special event item and will be shipped no later than Friday, October 7, 2022.
If you can’t wait to get your hands on a bird shit hat, do yourself a favor and head down to the Eagles Monday Night Football game and start tailgating around noon. If you are jumping around between tailgates, there’s a chance that a pigeon might shit on your hat that you already own, saving you a $60.00 and delayed shipping times.