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JT Realmuto released an incredible Instagram story yesterday that featured sponsored posts, paid for with Pennsylvania tax dollars, and honestly it’s worth every penny.
In a sponsored Instagram campaign with the website Pennie, which is the official health insurance marketplace in the state of Pennsylvania, established under the federal Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. It gives individuals the ability to purchase private health insurance coverage at federally subsidized rates.
I’m not even sure what all that stuff means so save your opinions for someone else and lets focus on the Best Catcher in Baseball, who is also a marketing and advertising genius.
JT Realmuto Sponsored Pennie Posts on Instagram
The Healthy Breakfast
Realmuto kicks off his story with a picture of him in the kitchen showing him starting his morning routine with a healthy breakfast. Yes, the BCIB starts his day off by making himself a delicious single-egg breakfast that he’s cooking on a stovetop that appears to not even be on.
Realmuto is then pictured in the gym, where he kicked his shoes off to do a little stretching session after heading his healthy egg breakfast. No further comment from me. I’ll pass the mic to Bryson Stott and Scott Kingery had to say about it.
Would have to agree on both points.
Also shoutout Scott Kingery for keeping himself in the mix. After the Phillies shipped Nick Maton and Matt Vierling to Detroit in exchange for Gregory Soto, the campaign for Jetpax SZN to return to Citizens Bank Park is in full effect.
And Core Work.
Sure. Whatever. By Picture No. 3 Realmuto could have been hanging upside down from the monkey bars at the local playground and I would have said yes. I’ll take three actually. Whatever you got, JT.
Note: This might be the first ad campaign “Paid for with Pennsylvania Tax Dollars” that I would gladly pay for.
Look I have no idea what JT Realmuto is selling but sign me the fuck up. I’m in 100%. Marketing genius. Some of the best work I have ever seen coming from a professional athlete. He poured his heart and soul into this advertising campaign and everyone should go buy whatever the hell he’s selling.
Disclaimer: I’m Sorry. I know this entire post is beyond stupid. Just looking for something to write and it was a lot more funny around 2AM last night while I was an edible deep. We’ll be back with some real Phillies news later. As an apology, please accept this video of JT Realmuto hitting an inside-the-park home run during the NLDS.
INSIDE-THE-PARK HOME RUN FOR JT REALMUTO!!!
I am however, dead serious about Scott Kingery. The time is now.