The Women’s World Cup will officially begin on late-July and yesterday, the United States Women’s National Team’s roster was unveiled, and it featured Jalen Hurts announcing Ashley Sanchez.

USWNT Roster Announcement Video feat. Jalen Hurts

Rough video for sure. No shot that Joe Biden watches the Women’s World Cup either but I’m not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings so we can just skip over that little tidbit for now. 

If you can’t stomach seven minutes of what had to be one of the most boring roster announcements in sports history, here’s a breakdown I made of the people who announced the roster based on if I knew who they were or not. 

• Taylor Swift 
• Shaq 
• Tiny Fey 
• Dwight from the Office 
• Tim Howard
• John Cena  
• Jalen Hurts 

You have to wait until the 7 minute mark until Hurts actually makes his appearance and he delivered with by far the best introduction of the video for Ashley Sanchez. 

Unrelated, Ashley Sanchez is a DOG and definitely my favorite player on the USWNT team. I know it may seem that I don’t like women’s soccer but you are completely wrong. I love the USWNT so please, don’t try to make my negativity about anything else besides the lame introduction video. 

Ashley Sanchez Thanked Jalen Hurts for the Intro on IG

Check This: I randomly stumbled across this Ashley Sanchez video and Kate Scott is on the call.

Gotta be honest, Jalen Hurts was the only one in this video that didn’t make it about himself. 

While everyone else stumbled through these long ass introductions pretending to be friends and fans of the USWNT, Hurts was chilling down in Houston at a record store. 

No bullshit. Rent is due ladies. Cash the check. All business. 

Presented without comment, Ashley Sanchez

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