The Philadelphia Phillies are currently playing Game 2 of a back-to-back down at Citizens Bank Park and for whatever reason, a “fan” showed up in a blowup shark costume. 

Listen, I know that Phillies fans are a sensitive bunch these days so I’ll be extra careful I don’t hurt any of their feelings with this post after calling them a bunch of Harry Potter believing nerds over the weekend while they all stayed inside on social media instead of enjoying the beautiful weather to say mean things about me after I said that Trea Turner doesn’t need ovations and charity donations to play well. 

Also, while we’re at it maybe Turner did in fact, need ovations and charity donations but that’s actually a detriment to his character rather than a pat-on-the-back for Phillies fans, k? 

Whatever that’s beyond the point. Relax. We have all moved past that. Im sorry for criticizing fans. I love all of you besides the shark costume fan. I promise.

Fans should be thrilled that their ovations and charity donations are no longer the topic of conversation at Citizens Bank Park thanks to this asshole who showed up tonight dressed up as a shark.

Having assholes dress up in blowup shark costumes and attending a Phillies game are the worst types of fans ever. I mean seriously, this asshole decided to wear a blowup shark costume and just take their regular purchased seat, literally pissing off everyone else in attendance. 

Look at this girl’s face behind the shark outfit. She bought lower level seats and now has to sit behind an attention whore begging for people to acknowledge the costume.

Phillies Fan Annoyed by Shark Costume

Gotta be honest, I’m taking out my keys and slicing that shark costume open like I just caught it on the open seas. There’s no possible way I could just sit there and accept the fact that this asshole is sitting in front of me with this costume. 

Credit to the girl for keeping her cool though. I have no idea how she’s just sitting there, looking great in a beautiful powder blue jersey while this shark fucks up her entire view. 

Honestly, the Phillies should comp her tickets for the remainder of the Nationals series for dealing with the shark costume with such class. 

I doubt that will happen, since the Phanatic was busy on top of the dugout dancing with the shark instead of banning that fan from ever entering the friendly confines of Citizens Bank Park ever again. 

The Phillies are currently locked up at 4-4 heading into the 9th inning. If this goes sideways, we all know who to blame. 

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