Draymond Green’s wedding included a ridiculous weed bar for his star-studded guest list
Draymond Green apparently got married over the weekend and offered some insane party favors for guests attending his wedding.
Green had an entire blunt rolling station, filled with three different strains of weed for his guests, elegantly rolled up in cigars. The guest list featured all of Green’s Warriors teammates, along with Mav Carter, LeBron James, and performances from Roddy Rich and DaBaby.
Honestly, a blunt rolling station is a pretty bold move at a wedding. Sure, I like to partake in some cannabis just like everyone else, but look at the size of those cigar blunts. I’d be on my way to the shadow realm after a few hits of one of those logs.
Side Note: I have a medical card too so for the narcs reading this trying to catch me slipping. Not today, suckers.
Not really sure if I can get down with wedding cigar-filled blunts? It makes me think back to my college days when we would have “420” parties and everyone just got incredibly high, ate a bunch of food, and kinda sat around in their own heads the entire time. I feel like that would put a damper on the wedding itself, but maybe it was a way to control the guests in order to keep everyone calm, cool, and collected. If that’s the case, then it’s a smart business decision by Mr. Green (pun intended).
I get that not all people act like zombies on weed. My friends can smoke a blunt and go play a full court pickup game at the rec center and it doesn’t effect their play in the slightest. The last time I tried to do that? I pulled down a defensive rebound and then immediately went back up for a shot on my own basket, got fouled, and the assholes made me shoot a free throw. I wouldn’t recommend it.
Maybe I’m a traditionalist, but I would much rather just get wasted at a wedding and save the weed for the after party or when I finally make my way home. I would even go the Meek Mill route and micro-dose some mushrooms over smoking a cigar filled with weed at a wedding, but to each their own I suppose.
Draymond Green with Roddy Rich and DaBaby
On second thought, if I’m at a wedding and Roddy Rich and DaBaby are performing, screw it. Hand me one of those cigars and let’s get after it. There’s no way you can possibly say no to that. Just make sure LeBron James and Klutch Sports stay the hell away from me.
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