Only demons and vampires blame Joel Embiid for the Sixers playoff struggles
I promised myself I wasn't going to acknowledge this kind of garbage anymore. Every time Joel Embiid misses a game, the same talking heads crawl…
Carolina fans ignite Canefederacy war against the city of Philadelphia and Flyers fans ahead of Game 3
Carolina Hurricanes fans are sharing Confederate-themed content online to hype up their playoff series against the Flyers. Images of a "Canefederacy" marching on Philadelphia. Calls…
Rejoice: Phillies finally beat a lefty starter for the first time all season
The Phillies were 0-10 in games started by left-handed pitchers this season. The longest streak of its kind by a National League club since at…
Hantavirus is trending, passengers got off the quarantine boat, and I refuse to do the pandemic thing again
A nature exploration boat got stranded off the coast of Africa because passengers started dying from hantavirus, a rare disease that comes from inhaling rat…
Sixers let Game 2 slip away in the final five minutes, head back to Philly down 0-2
Cut the "strong effort" bullshit. I don't want to hear about how competitive the Sixers were or how they hung tough without Embiid or how…
Joel Embiid is OUT for Game 2 against the Knicks
Joel Embiid has been ruled out for Game 2 tonight against the Knicks at Madison Square Garden due to ankle and hip injuries. Just like…
Bryce Harper on Bryson Stott: “He’s an everyday guy, always has been”
Bryce Harper was asked about Bryson Stott's recent hot streak and whether or not that his second baseman should be an everyday player. Bryce Harper…
Cristopher Sanchez dominates, Harper homers twice in Phillies 9-1 route of the Athletics
The Phillies beat the Athletics 9-1 and are now 7-1 under Don Mattingly. Cristopher Sanchez threw eight innings of one-run ball on Tuesday night at…
Knicks fans “taking over” Philly is the saddest flex in professional sports
New York fans continue to believe it's some kind of legendary flex to "take over" Xfinity Mobile Arena by buying up tickets, taking a train…
Flyers let 2-0 lead slip away in Carolina, head back to South Philly in a 2-0 series hole
The Flyers had a 2-0 lead in Carolina less than five minutes into Game 2. They scored on the power play and scored 39 seconds…