Author: Drew Smith
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America is Dead: The FDA has prepared an order to ban Juul vaping products forever
Ladies and gentlemen, America truly is a dying country. I know I spent the good part of last week trying to convince you all that America ... -
PA State Rep. Aaron Bernstine is attempting to force Penn State to reveal the whereabouts of the Joe Paterno statue in exchange for state funding
Aaron Bernstine (R-Butler/Beaver/Lawrence), a Pennsylvania state representative, is attempting to force Penn State University to provide information on the whereabouts of a Joe Paterno statue that ... -
Ben Simmons posts picture of him on vacation deep sea fishing, immediately gets roasted online
Ben Simmons showed his ugly face on social media yesterday in a post of him on “vacation” deep sea fishing. Ben Simmons Deep Sea Fishing First, ... -
Phillies No. 11 prospect takes Max Scherzer yard during rehab start in Binghamton
Known loser Max Scherzer has faced a total of 207 hitters this season in the major and minor leagues. He has allowed a total of six ... -
FIFA, Qatar enact sex ban, no drinking or partying at the 2022 World Cup in November, will throw you in jail for violating rules
In November, the 2022 World Cup will be held in Qatar, a country more commonly pronounced “Cutter” but I certainly have no idea what’s right or ... -
76ers Rumor Roundup: Thybulle trade package, PJ Tucker opts out, Eric Gordon trade
The NBA Draft is just a few days away, and rumors are starting to make their rounds on the internet, with the Philadelphia 76ers involved in ... -
Narco Monkey gunned down in mercenary shootout honored with a cartel-written drug ballad that will make you cry your eyes out
Over the weekend, tragedy struck down in Estado de Mexico, Mexico. No that’s not a typo, it’s literally how they spell the city name. Weird. Anyways, ... -
Preview: Aaron Nola and a new-look lineup look for fourth straight win against the Nationals
The Philadelphia Phillies remained red hot yesterday, taking both games in a doubleheader against the Washington Nationals. Aaron Nola will take the mound today looking to keep things ... -
Logan O’Hoppe cracks MLB’s Top 100 Prospect List, joining two other Phillies
The Philadelphia Phillies now have three prospects ranked in the MLB’s Top 100 prospect list. 22-year old catcher Logan O’Hoppe continues to dominate in minor league ... -
America is Back: FIFA is bringing the World Cup to the city Philadelphia, while other weak, fraudulent cities in the US were rightfully passed over
America is back. Freedom is back. Philadelphia is back. The FIFA World Cup announced the 16 host cities yesterday for when soccer’s world showcase returns to ...