The Miami Marlins Have Me Terrified

Next, we take over the world. pic.twitter.com/A2yE5eUTuB

— Miami Marlins (@Marlins) February 24, 2020

Don’t look now, but the Miami Marlins are cutting through the Grapefruit League like a hot knife through butter. Soaring to the top of the standings, their blazing 7-3 start has me absolutely shaking in my size 9’s. They are undefeated in March!

UNDEFEATED IN MARCH, BABY. #MarlinsST pic.twitter.com/eTF9BVpChb

— Miami Marlins (@Marlins) March 1, 2020

What are we going to do? First, we have to worry about the defending World Series Champions in the Nationals, the young Braves,  the Mets, and now this absolute Bomb Squad in Miami? Sheesh.

A STAT THAT WILL SHOCK AND AMAZE YOU:

23 days ’til Opening Day. pic.twitter.com/gBPwBOPCi8

— Miami Marlins (@Marlins) March 3, 2020

Sick stat, Marlins. We have a counter til Opening Day on our homepage. You don’t see us acting like it’s next gen stat levels.

Is it safe to predict that this 105 loss laughing stock will become a 105 win juggernaut based on 10 Spring Training games? I certainly think so.

via GIPHY

The Phillies open up the Season in 23 days at Miami.