Is Andre Drummond Afraid of Joel Embiid?

Drew Smith
February 26, 2020
Sixers
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Andre Drummond listed as OUT against the Sixers tonight. Wonder why? 🧐 #PhilaUnite https://t.co/IBARzWuYUg

— The Liberty Line (@LibertyLinePHL) February 26, 2020

When Cleveland Cavaliers take the court tonight against the 76ers, they will be without the big coward, Andre Drummond. According to Sixers sideline reporter Serena Winters, Drummond is sidelined due to “Left Calf Stain”

Andre Drummond is out tonight vs. #Sixers with a left calf strain.

— Serena Winters (@SerenaWinters) February 26, 2020

Yeah, ok, Andre. You can drop the charade. Don’t act like we aren’t aware of the 1-6 record you have against the much more talented, and handsome, Joel Embiid. We all know Joel is crushing you in the paint scoring an average of 27.7 ppg to your minuscule, even laughable, 15.4. I’ll give you this, you may grab about a rebound or two more than Joel in these matchups, but who cares? Joel is just simply sharing the wealth with his teammates, like a true winner.

The fact is, you are too afraid to lace ’em up and go 1-on-1 with the great one on your own home court. The only calf strains you’re probably having are not being able to cut your veal parmigiana due to your feeble little arms. To be completely honest, it makes me sick that some guys are too afraid to compete these days. Maybe if you played, Joel would have taken pity on you for being traded to the Cavs. He might have even only gone for 40 on your head. Now you have doomed your teammates to watch as Joel takes the form of the Grim Reaper and adds their souls to his collection. For shame Andre, for shame.