43 Year Old Zack Hample, a YouTube nerd, wipes out trying to catch home run ball
The Phillies lost last night 2-0 to the San Francisco Giants thanks to a two-run home run home run from Brandon Belt off of Phils’ pitcher Chase Anderson. The game was boring. The Phillies offensive struggles continue and there has been literally zero production from whoever is slotted in the lineup at centerfield.
Thankfully, for Phillies fans, we did get to witness one moment of joy, when a fan trying to catch the home run ball wiped out and made himself look like a fool. That “fan” was none other than certified psychopath and YouTube weirdo Zack Hample.
Here’s how it went down:
Who is this gentleman by the name of Zack Hample and why does he matter? This miserable ball hawk travels around to stadiums collecting home run balls on his YouTube Channel. He’s everywhere and at the same time, no one wants him anywhere.
This nerd isn’t a Phillies fan, he always dresses like he’s a fan and robs actual fans of catching home run balls. Do I hate him because I have never caught one myself? Maybe that has something to do with it. Overall, he’s just an annoying loser and pulls off dumb pranks like sneaking into Fort Bragg baseball games disguised as a member of our military simply to catch a home run ball.
What makes it even better, is that old Zacky boy wipes out and presumably a real fan swoops in and takes the ball from right under his lifeless body sprawled out over the seats. This dude has been kicked out of stadiums, including CBP in 2013, and is notorious for pushing actual fans out of the way to add to his baseball collection.
Finally, he’s getting the attention he actually deserves, looking like a complete idiot, falling over seats at the ripe young age of 44.
UPDATE: WE FOUND ZACK’S BURNER AND/OR ANOTHER LOSER/NERD ON FACEBOOK. WE’LL LEAVE IT UP TO THE COMMENT SECTION TO DECIDE. I’LL WIN THEM OVER EVENTUALLY.