There is nothing better than going down to South Philadelphia on NFL Sundays and blacking out in the parking lot before stumbling my way into Lincoln Financial Field to watch the Eagles play. One thing that consistently ruins that experience for me and other Eagles fans, are the adults who fight other adults at sporting events. There is nothing that is more stupid than grown men fighting each other. There really isn’t. Unfortunately on Sunday, that’s exactly what happened at the Linc.

Actually, scratch that. The only thing worse than the actual fighting, are the losers who immediately want to break out their phones and film the fight. On top of that, you then have the ones who post it online and tag the stadium account letting them know how “disgusting” it is that people are fighting in the stands, as if they aren’t checking their phones as their dopamine levels rise with each like and retweet.

You literally have two idiots punching each other in the face while even more idiots sit there thinking they are Martin Scorsese with their iPhone cameras trying to get it all on tape so they can rush to their social media platform of choice and share the video. It’s all so stupid and embarrassing. Look at this idiot with his ripped shirt. He looks like a fat, old version of Barstool Smitty. Disgusting.

These two idiots aren’t even your typical drunk college kids. They are grown adults who clearly have mental issues or simply can’t handle their alcohol and should be banned from drinking in public.

I cause a scene in section 132 on a weekly basis at Eagles games. Never once, have I ever wanted to fight someone nor has anyone wanted to fight me. It’s not hard to go out, get drunk, talk some shit, and enjoy a sporting event without turning into a caveman and throwing your fists at people.

Get it together Eagles fans. This dude stinks. Fighting stinks. Crack a beer and watch the birds lose. It’s going to happen a lot this year. Go punch a pillow.