The Eagles lost yesterday to the Kansas City Chiefs by a final score of 42-30. They are now 1-3 on the season and are currently tied with the New York Giants in last place in the NFC East. Not a great start for the Eagles, but as we all should have expected, Nick Sirianni and a core of young players were going to struggle out of the gate this year.

Anyways, after yesterday’s game, some pictures began to surface of Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni during his post game press conference, which left me more confused than the Eagles fans who were pretending to be surprised that the Eagles lost to the Chiefs.

I’m sorry, but who the fuck is that guy? That’s not Nick Sirianni. That picture looks nothing like him. Unless you’re meaning to tell me that after a rough start to the NFL season, Nick Sirianni went from looking like a young, up and coming coach to whatever the hell that is above? I honestly don’t get it. My brain refuses to process that picture and come to the conclusion that it’s Nick Sirianni sitting there.

This is a picture of Nick Sirianni:

Am I losing my mind? Full disclosure that could be possible. I am currently on day number 10 of a 10-day isolation bender after being diagnosed with COVID-19. I haven’t been outside and to be frank, could have a bout of cabin fever at this point.

Is it possible that the Eagles have hired a stunt double for Nick Sirianni to deal with the media after bad losses? That might be the most logical reasoning. I wouldn’t put it past the Eagles organization to do so either. They can’t let their new head coach get killed after only four weeks of football, so why not send a more mean, uglier version of Sirianni to the podium instead?

I’m not really sure what to believe but it’s definitely something to keep an eye on moving forward. Stay vigilant. The Clone Wars are here faster than we initially thought.