Well, it’s that time of year again. Super Bowl advertisements are coming from all over the internet and let me tell you, we have one of the most disgusting ones that I have ever seen promoted in my time here on earth thanks to the bidet brand Tushy.

Tushy is giving away $10,000 if you send them your post-big game poop on Super Bowel Monday. Oh and don’t worry, they’ll give you bonus points if you tell them what the foot used to be too.

This is absolutely disgusting and I feel sick even writing this article but news is news and I’m the idiot who started the popular “Disgusting Behavior” blogs on The Liberty Line so now I’m writing about how you should never be sending anyone pictures of your bowel movements. Ever.

If you’re anything like me, your immediate reaction would be what type of company puts their social media team through this type of torture. Everyone is just going to be DMing Tushy pictures of their shit? Seriously?

That should be a criminal offense for whatever Social Media Marketing intern that has to endure this. On top of that, you have to go through comments of these disgusting pigs who actually sent pictures in and then continued to describe what they ate?

I’m going to throw up.

But wait, they DON’T want you to DM them the pictures. They want you to post them on the timeline and use their hashtag #TUSHYSuperBowel so they can sort through all of the submissions. What the fuck is going on here?

For all the people that Twitter likes to kick off their platform, like the previous president and cultural icon, freedom fighter, frog truther, Alex Jones of INFO Wars (relax it’s a joke you cry babies), how is Tushy allowed to operate like this?

If you want to be a total sicko and build you photo library of shit, at least do it privately. Asking for people to post their shit on the timeline is not the way to go about it, if you are choosing to do this in the first place.

From there, I hardly believe anyone is just going to be posting pictures of their shit for Tushy’s senseless promotion on Twitter anyways. Could you imagine if you logged onto Twitter and one of your followers posted a picture with the #TUSHYSuperBowel hashtag and THEN continued on to describe what they were eating that caused such a disgusting mess? You could literally never speak to that person again and I wouldn’t even blame you if you wanted to call the cops on them.

If Tushy want’s to giveaway $10K, I would recommend hiring a better marketing team and using that money to simply run a cash giveaway. There’s no reason to try to reinvent the wheel here. A Follow-Like-Retweet giveaway for some cash does wonders for brand recognition. There’s no reason to ask for photos of people’s shit.