The day is finally here and we’re just under one hour until the first tip off of the 2022 March Madness Tournament. I’m so god damn juiced up right now, there isn’t a brick wall I couldn’t run through at the moment. We ride.

I’ve got plays to hand out and parlays to talk through but before all that, take the FREE $200 I’m giving you so you can ride the gravy train with me today.

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Michigan (-1.5) vs Colorado St. O/U 137.

First play of the day we are diving in early with Michigan -1.5. Michigan SOS is 3rd vs Colorado St’s 60th. They’ve won some great games this year, Purdue, Michigan State and @ Ohio State. Colorado St’s best win is St. Mary’s.

Believe it or not they have some common opponents this year with both of them playing UNLV and San Diego St. In those Games Michigan went 2-0 with a 13 point victory and a 14 point victory. While CSU went 1-5 vs those two with loses of 21 and 30!

Michigan -1.5.

Memphis (-2.5) vs Boise State. O/U 133.5

Love Memphis here, I got in on them money line @ -122 odds. Since then that line has jumped all the way to -150. I’d still be wiling to pay them much juice ML if you r worried about the 3 points.

And hey, put $10 on Memphis ML and get $200 when either team hits a 3 pointer and you won’t care if Memphis wins or not.

Tigers are 3-1 vs top 25 teams this year, including two really impressive wins vs Houston. They are 10-1 in their last 11 regular season games. They are hot and ply amazing defense holding teams to 38% shooting. Feed me the hot hand hat can play D.

Memphis ML

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Alt-Spread Parlay

Providence +2.5 & Gonzaga 1H -6.5: +110

I can’t even wrap my head around these odds. + money for Providence GIVING 2.5 and Zags first half by less than a touchdown. I believe both of these plays, not alt’d will hit their original number which is Prov -2 and Zags 1H -12.5. So to get + money with these numbers feels like stealing.

I am going to be updating picks and plays today, while tweeting out a bunch of dumb shit. So make sure to follow for more throughout the weekend.

Parlays

Before I leave you to start drinking, I want to leave you with 4 parlays that I’ve put together and the thought process behind them.

There are two things in life that no one cares about. Your fantasy team and your bracket.

“OMG I had I picked Oral Roberts!!!” No one cares, not a soul.

BUT, with that being said every year when I fill out a bracket, just like most of you, I get at least one region perfect through the first round. And then there is another that looks like my dog picked it.

So, with that mindset, I am taking all money line plays in each region for just who I think will win and parlaying them together. If one hits, if pays for the other 3 and then some. If they all hit, you’ll never hear from me again because I’m buying a yacht and moving to the Italian coast. Here we go.

South Region Parlay: +1098

• Michigan
• Tennessee
• Ohio State
• Villanova
• Illinois
• Zona
• Houston
• TCU

Midwest Region Parlay: +1784

• Providence
• Iowa
• Creighton
• Kansas
• Auburn
• Miami
• LSU
• Wisconsin

West Region Parlay: +997

• Memphis
• Gonzaga
• UConn
• Arkansas
• Texas Tech
• Bama
• Duke
• Michigan State

East Region Parlay: +1898

• Baylor
• Marquette
• Kentucky
• St. Mary’s
• San Fran
• UCLA
• Purdue
• Virginia Tech

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There you have it folks, let’s have ourselves a day. Bet responsibly and don’t forget to start your bankroll today with $200 FREE on me and the goo folks at Liberty Line.

WE RIDE!!!!