Fake Outrage: Howard Eskin literally yells at clouds, slams Philly meteorologists for bad weather report
You would think that someone who is known for being horrible at social media and inaccurate reporting would be okay with a few bad weather reports but apparently that’s not the case.
Howard Eskin took to Twitter today to express his displeasure with Philadelphia meteorologists who said that the Delaware Valley would be hit with severe thunderstorms this afternoon.
Ladies and gentlemen, we literally have an old man yelling at clouds. I have to admit that I laughed at the tweet, but only because it’s so ridiculous.
The fact that Howard wants to talk about college and degrees, when he didn’t even attend college is ridiculous. Also, shout out Target workers. They don’t deserve to be tied up in this mess.
I understand that we are currently in a the midst of a rough time for Philly sports content. Hell, I’m literally writing an article about how Howard Eskin is so dumb. Times are tough but the internet never sleeps so we’re working with what we have available today.
The 76ers exited the playoffs in the second round again, the Flyers are a total dumpster fire, and the Phillies have a day off today after blowing a save in the 9th inning yesterday in Los Angeles.
Note: I didn’t mention the Eagles because it’s the middle of May and I simply do not care about the NFL during this time. If you do, congratulations, you are a part of Roger Gooddell’s NFL machine.
Still, I can’t possibly believe that Howard Eskin is actually mad about the weather report. What exactly did he have to do today that was screwed up by reports of severe thunderstorms? Not to mention, we’re talking about thunderstorms here. Who gives a shit. Now it’s sunny and nice outside, something that we barely get these days. Just enjoy it, Howard, you miserable fuck.