Coldplay played a beautiful rendition of “Fly Eagles Fly” at Lincoln Financial Field tonight
Coldplay was in South Philadelphia tonight for a concert at Lincoln Financial Field and sang a beautiful rendition of Fly Eagles Fly that I don’t think I’ve ever heard before. I know the title said it was beautiful but I lied to you and I’m sorry. It was sarcasm and I fully accept responsibility for not making that clear in the title or when we posted it on social media. Coldplay is the worst and they massacred Fly Eagles Fly in front of a packed Linc tonight in South Philadelphia.
Coldplay Butchering Fly Eagles Fly
Look, I should be clear that I don’t like Coldplay or Chris Martin but honestly, that’s not why I don’t like their god awful rendition of Fly Eagles Fly. I just find it disgusting that they would butcher the song by slowing it down and turning it into a piece of Philadelphia pandering garbage.
Chris Martin couldn’t even fucking spell out E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES?!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It shouldn’t come as a surprise that the people in attendance absolutely loved it. They are literally at a Coldplay concert how could they be trusted with any type of opinion on music?
Sorry Coldplay fans, the song was horrible and I pity you for wasting money on attending that stupid concert on a Wednesday night while the Phillies are red hot and beating the crap out of the Brewers.
Typically when you hear Fly Eagles Fly it’s when you’re blacked out in F2 before a Birds game or inside the Linc after the Eagles score a touchdown. This song has been around since the 1950s and shouldn’t be fucked with by anyone, especially not Coldplay.
Ew. Ban Coldplay from ever performing in the city of Philadelphia. Both of the tweets in this article are from Crossing Broad. Is Crossing Broad, known Bruce Springsteen haters, fans of Coldplay? When you start to piece together a puzzle, maybe it all makes sense.
I can’t believe Kevin Kinkead allowed this to happen. He isn’t even willing to comment at this time. His silence is certainly deafening.
UPDATE:
Kyle Pagan of Crossing Broad admitted to his sins in the CB post. Carry on.
Take a listen and let us know what you think.
Every time I hear “Coldplay” I think of 40-Year Old Virgin. Are we still aloud to laugh at this clip in 2022 during Pride Month? You never really know these days. I’ll go with yes. Sorry in advance.
Oh. Go Birds. Fly Eagles Fly.
Mandatory Credit: Crossing Broad
