Dallas Goedert enrolls in Tight End University, will attempt to tear down Cowboys from within

Eagles’ tight end Dallas Goedert is looking to get some extra credit this summer.

From June 22-24th, he’ll be attending Tight End University. The event is hosted by Travis Kelce, George Kittle, and Greg Olsen in Nashville, Tennessee, and will serve as a chance for some of the best tight ends in football to swap tips and talk shop with each other.

Maybe they’ll teach a lesson on how to not have a ball slip through your fingers in a Wild Card playoff game that Dallas Goedert can take!

Devastating drops aside, Goedert was a key contributor on offense last year for the Eagles. He finished the year with 830 yards on 56 catches and routinely provided Jalen Hurts with a reliable target.

The Eagles need Goedert to continue to improve

How much of his success last year could he attribute to this “Tight End University” after all is said and done?

This year he’ll be attending the workshop with some of the best in the business:

“Among the players scheduled to attend this year: Kyle Pitts, Cole Kmet, Darren Waller, Hayden Hurst, Dawson Knox, Codey McElroy, Noah Gray, T.J. Hockenson, Tyler Conklin, Albert Okwuegbunam, Mike Gesicki, Drew Sample, Logan Thomas, Robert Tonyan, Dalton Schultz.” — via NBC Sports

Wait am I reading that last name correctly? Dallas Goedert is going to Tight End U with the Cowboys’ Dalton Schultz? Sounds like an excellent opportunity for some disinformation.

Maybe this year Goedert can convince that dork to put petroleum jelly on his gloves before games. I’d even settle for him convincing Shultz to hold out for more money. Destroy the Cowboys from within.

If Dallas Goedert isn’t using this Tight End University thing to try to destroy all of his opponents, I don’t think he’s truly elite.