Down Goes The Queen: The Internet Reacts to the death of Queen Elizabeth II
Big news coming from our ex-overlords across the pond. Queen Elizabeth II has died. The Queen is down for the count and the world now mourns her death.
Okay, so I’m sure people are very unhappy with the the fact that the queen has died but honestly, as Americans, who really gives a shit?
Basically Queen Elizabeth ruled over colonies with zero remorse for anyone. Prince Andrew groomed children and spent a hell of a lot of time on Epstein Island. She was in her mid-60s before she allowed any type of racial minority to work for the royal family.
All things considered, she sounds like a pretty horrible person, right?
Now I’m supposed to feel bad that she died in one of her fancy palaces that the royal family definitely made the working class pay for? Shoutout to this person on Twitter for the information and providing credible links to it all because I sure as hell didn’t know all of that.
Queen Elizabeth II Dead and Likely a Bad Person
Here’s what I do know about Queen Elizabeth II.
She put a hit out on the true Queen of England and Heir to the Throne, Princess Diana.
Queen Elizabeth’s son, Prince Andrew, was a pedophile that hung out with Jeffery Epstein.
The royal family stinks out loud. Always have. Always will. A lot of people been firing off some really funny jokes on social media following the news of the Queen’s demise.
Side Note: I’m not including the Nick Castellanos tweets, which immediately flooded my timeline on how it’s a shame he’s injured because he would have hit a home run tonight against the Fish if not. That joke should die along with Queen Elizabeth. Please. Twitter loves to absolutely ruin funny things.
Okay this one was funny.
Anyways…RIP Queen Elizabeth, or don’t, whatever.
The always wild Clutch Points then fired off this tweet. I took a screenshot incase they deleted it because this falls in the “bad tweet” category.
I’m not even sure what’s happening here but to tweet this and then say that you’re offering your “sincerest condolences” seems a bit disconnected given the rest of the tweet content. The Clutch Points tweet reminds me of the Spaghetti O’s Tweet about Pearl Harbor. Which is an all-time classic and was recently brought to my attention. Just really, really bad that it’s almost hilarious.
I would suggest just stopping the whole King and Queen thing but apparently, they plan on moving forward with it. Since Queen Elizabeth II is now dead, the UK will be graced with King Charles, who I’m sure some way or another, is also a genuinely bad person.