Micah Parsons pathetically tries to climb on the Phillies World Series bandwagon
Micah Parsons struck a big blow to the heart of every Cowboys fan on Twitter when he fired off a tweet celebrating the Phillies advance to the World Series.
Micah Parsons tries to jump on Phillies bandwagon
Look, don’t take this as The Liberty Line gatekeeping fandom. We definitely do not. The magical Phillies World Series run should be celebrated by all, unless your name is Micah Parsons.
Here’s why...
Parsons grew up in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania in a family that consisted of “die hard” Dallas Cowboys fans. He literally was in the heart of Pennsylvania during the most dominant stretch of Philadelphia Phillies baseball in team history (2007-2011).
All of that is related, because as we know, typically when you find a non-Dallas resident that’s a Cowboys fan, their other favorite sports teams consist of the following:
- New York Yankees
- Los Angeles Lakers
- Notre Dame Football
- Duke or North Carolina Basketball
I think we’ll stick with Miles Teller and leave Micah Parsons off the bandwagon bus. I’m sorry but the fact remains that he’s a Dallas Cowboy and that enough should tell you we’re not interested in here in Philadelphia.
Sorry Micah! We’re all full!
Maybe go root for the Astros and show some solidarity with your Texas brethren.
Side Note: Still no word on James Harden and Jalen Hurts. Hopefully our guys choose wisely.
Don’t do this Jalen. Not while the Eagles are undefeated. Please.
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what a dumb article.