The Nostradamus of the Balkans, Baba Vanga, who hits on 80% of her prophecies, says nuclear war, solar storms, and natural birth will end in 2023
The Nostradamus of the Balkans, Baba Vanga, really set the tone for the year 2023 before she died 25 years ago.
The Nostradamus of the Balkans, Baba Vanga
A blind psychic who correctly predicted the 9/11 attacks and claimed cities would face water shortages from droughts in 2022, claimed we can expect bioweapon tests next year.
Known as the Nostradamus of the Balkans, Baba Vanga, who died 25 years ago in 1996 aged 84, made five terrifying prophecies for 2023 before her death.
The Bulgarian mystic, who left predictions for every year up until 5079, envisaged disastrous solar storms, bioweapons testing on humans, Earth’s orbit to shift, a nuclear explosion, and an end to natural births in 2023.
Vanga predicted that a ‘big country’ will carry out bioweapons studies on humans, which would result in the deaths of thousands of people.
Awesome. Thanks Baba Vanga. Just what everyone needed to spice up the final weeks of 2022. It’s like we haven’t been through enough already over the past few years and now, we have this old bag who hasn’t even been alive for the past few decades coming back and dropping the hammer on the “this year will be better than the last” crew looking forward to putting 2022 in the rearview.
So here’s where we stand. In 2022, she predicted that several Asian countries and Australia would be hit with “intense floods” while also saying many cities would face water shortages due to droughts. The prediction proved right as Australia’s East Coast was hit by heavy rainfall on and off over the course of a year, causing major flooding.
According to historians, Boba Vanga is legitimate. She’s hit on nearly 80% of her predictions and it looks like she’s ready to keep things rolling the next year.
As for 2023, nuclear war seems pretty evident regardless so it’s hard to argue that prophecy. Bioweapons? Pretty sure that’s already happening. End of natural birthright seems like the plot of Children of Men. And solar storms? Whatever. No one knows what’s happening in space and all I ever hear about is solar storms doing crazy shit to the Earth and it never happens. So I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.
Here’s where Baba Vanga loses me. If she has made predictions up until year 5079, but in the year 2023 we have nuclear war, solar storms, bioweapons, a shift in the Earth’s orbit, and the end of natural birth, then how the hell are we going to make it to year 5079? Maybe her predictions following 2025 are just a series of “bee bop eeeerrrr errrr” (robot sounds, obviously) because there will be no trace of humans left.
Here’s what Baba Vanga has in store for the future:
- 2023: Massive solar storms, bioweapons, nuclear explosions, end of natural births.
- 2028: Space travel to Venus (shoutout Elon Musk)
- 2043: Europe will become Islamic.
- 2046: Organ and transplant technology will allow humans to live for more than 100 years.
- 2066: U.S. creates ‘environmental destructor’ that will have the ability to freeze everything in its path.
Awesome. At the very least, when you’re sitting around the Christmas tree getting plastered later this week, break out a few futures bets on Baba Vanga with your crazy aunts and uncles. Hopefully, you’ll be around to collect next Christmas but judging by these predictions, that’s certainly up in the air.