FREEDOM: The World Record Egg post on Instagram is no longer king as Lionel Messi enters social media history with the most liked post EVER on the platform

Lionel Messi has officially entered the social media history books after one of his Instagram posts following Argentina winning the 2022 World Cup surpassed the World Record Egg as the most liked post ever on the platform.
FREE AT LAST: That dumb egg post was the worst thing going on the internet and honestly, it’s about fucking time someone cracked that bitch wide open and took over as the supreme post on Instagram.
Yes, I hate that egg. It’s been bothering me for years. Quirky, happy-go-lucky things on the internet and let me tell you, a picture of an egg Instagram being the most liked post ever was the definition of quirky.
Don’t ask me why. Maybe it’s just because I hate when nerds are happy on the internet? I’m completely dead inside and want no one to have any fun or enjoy their time spent online? Both are probably true and at the end of the day, that demon egg just drove me bat shit crazy. All of the “Did you know? The most liked picture on Instagram is an egg!” bullshit that we could never escape for the last three years has finally come to an end.
Rejoice.
For those not familiar (have better things to worry about) the egg post has 57.2M likes and 3.5M comments. The account itself has 4.8M followers and just the single post of the egg. If anyone thinks that’s cool or fun or remotely interesting just close out of this article and leave me alone.
World Record Egg Instagram Post (Lame)
Now, we can usher in Lionel Messi, who posted a photo of him holding the World Cup, which racked up 64.9M likes and 1.7M comments. Messi has 404M followers on Instagram.
And if you’re wondering why I’m writing about an Instagram post, just look at the paragraph about and the numbers Messi racks up and you’ll find your answer. It’s called marketing you dorks. Save your replies when we post this.
Lionel Messi Instagram Post (New GOAT)
Thank the fucking lord. That egg account is now completely irrelevant. Cya bud. Delete your account and leave everyone on the internet alone. It’s been a miserable three years with you holding the title as the most liked post and I never want to go back to that reign of terror for as long as the internet is a thing.
Side Note: If the egg account was smart, they would post a “cracked egg” photo with a picture of the sun on the Argentinian flag as the yoke.
Now THAT is how you respond. I only write that idea down because I highly doubt this article would reach the egg on Instagram. It was just too good to keep inside my brain. Of course, that would also mean that we were inevitably on our way to the egg picture reign of terror yet again, but at least we know where the idea came from in the first place.