Philadelphia Phillies manager Rob Thomson was ranked the 2nd most handsome manager in all of Major League Baseball by gambling.com, coming in at an 8.56 out of 10 on the “Beauty Score Scale.”

Rob Thomson Listed as 2nd-Most Handsome Manager in MLB

Gabe Kapler must be FURIOUS that he didn’t even crack the Top 10. When you have guys like Dusty Baker and Scott Servais ahead of you, that’s never a good sign. Poor Gabe, all he does is care about his looks, his hipster west coast hand tattoo, and literally, no one thinks he’s attractive. I actually feel bad for him because I know he’s upset about the list.

Maybe it’s because he posts videos like this on social media. Talk about corny.

Even with Kapler out of the mix, the fact that Buck Showalter finished in first place has to be the most ridiculous thing ever.

Who on earth finds this bag of milk attractive? Helen Keller?

Side Note: Helen Keller wasn’t a real person but was used as an example in this article because people said the fictional character was deaf and blind. 

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Anyways, there’s a clear reason why Rob Thomson finished in second place. Outside of my hair, which will surely rival Thomson when I turn 59, he has the most beautiful hair in America. With Buck at #1 on this list, this is officially a Mickey Mouse ranking. Everyone knows the most handsome manager in all of baseball is Thomper himself.

Just look at the locks on this beautiful gentleman.

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