Rat Behavior: The Carton Show is the most embarrassing program on television and should not be taken seriously
I honestly have no idea how the rats keep coming. Every single day, there’s another random television show that I have never even heard of ripping off some random dog shit take about the Philadelphia Eagles and, more specifically, Jalen Hurts.
Today’s Rat Pack: The Carton Show?
No seriously. You have Jalen Hurts, who is a certified MVP candidate and a Second-Team All-Pro quarterback and then you have Brock Purdy, a seventh-round rookie quarterback who was a third-stringer until there was literally no one left to play, and he had to be the starter.
None of their stats even compare, and there is no reasoning behind this. I’m not even pulling comparison numbers. Fuck that. It’s the dumbest list I have ever seen in my entire life, and I’m pissed that I even have to write about it.
We see this time and time again. It’s just the way the media operates in 2023. There’s no reason for anything at all. It’s just hot takes and drives engagement, baby. Who better to pick on than Jalen Hurts and the Philadelphia Eagles? Sounds like a gold mine to me. We are the only fan base that is passionate and smart enough to realize it’s all fraudulent garbage on television these days, and of course, these fuckers will get a rise out of everyone on social media.
I mean, what the fuck? I have literally never even seen or heard of any person that is in that video above and I run a sports media website. Doesn’t that seem strange to you? Does anyone know why the bald-headed dude is standing while the other two just sit there? What the fuck is the Milk Carton Show?
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Ah, okay, I get it. Craig Carton is from WFAN, the New York Sports Talk Radio station that despises all things Philadelphia and does nothing but talk shit and try to make our fans upset to drive engagement on social media.
Now it all makes sense. Carry on, folks. Nothing to see here. Just rats running wild per usual.
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