Ryan Conway abandoned the city of Philadelphia, Phillies fans by not dancing on Instagram after Sunday’s Game 2 win
Where’s Ryan Conway? Just when it seemed like the Philadelphia Phillies were on life support, ready to be read their last rites, they ripped the plug out of the wall and sent the entire city of Philadelphia into an absolute frenzy.
Citizens Bank Park turned into a madhouse as the Phillies refused to go quietly, pulling off a thrilling 7-6 win on Sunday in Game 2 of the NLDS against the New York Mets.
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In classic Phillies fashion, they channeled their inner “cardiac kids,” snatching victory from the jaws of defeat to tie up this electric NLDS at 1-1. It was the kind of game that keeps the heart pounding and proves once again that this team thrives when the stakes are highest.
Following the game, Phillies fans headed to The Liberty Line Instagram page looking for a specific piece of content. They did not find it. Ryan Conway abandoned the city of Philadelphia and the entire Phillies fanbase by not dancing his sweet little ass off following the win.
Ryan Conway abandoned the city of Philadelphia, Phillies fans by not dancing on Instagram after Sunday’s Game 2 win
Everyone was DMing The Liberty Line asking where Conway was and if he finally sold his Scott Kingery jersey or did TLL decide that they would kill the dancing content given the fact that Dancing On My Own is no longer the song of the Phillies postseason run.
Side Note: Did you know that Scott Kingery was the “Hitter of the Year” in Lehigh Valley?
Anyways, the Armentani Bros released an entirely new playlist for the postseason this year and it does in fact, include a Dancing on My Own remix, but was that really why Conway didn’t dance.
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Of course it wasn’t. Conway, apparently perfectly fine with letting the entire city of Philadelphia down, abandoned his watch and spent his Sunday night out on the Mainline.
As any good journalist would do, I demanded answers from one of our top writers asking him why he wasn’t dancing. Upon learning that he was in the suburbs, Mainline area, I also realized that it was for the best if he ditched the dance video…for now.
There’s no way we could lose Conway to the underworld of “sex-slaving” on the Mainline. Those billionaires would have tracked him down in a heartbeat and had him gagged and chained up in one of their many mansions, to be used and abused for the remainder of the playoffs.
I know it might seem drastic but after learning about the Hard-Boiled Egg Test and Diddy’s Freak-Off parties, I knew the juice wasn’t exactly worth the squeeze (pun intended).
Ryan Conway was scared of being ‘Taken’ by dancing on the Mainline:
Our Promise: Ryan Conway will be dancing.
There’s no other way around it. I mean seriously, look at the featured image above and the amount of views the dance posts received last season. Now he just decides that it’s not important? Unacceptable. Not only will Ryan Conway dance, he will now add more to his routine. The city demands it.
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