Saquon Barkley got pranked by Dallas Goedert with a fake drug test following historic 255 yard performance

Sunday night was absolute clinic. The Eagles waltzed into LA and took care of business against the Rams like a team that knows it has bigger fish to fry. But let’s talk about the man of the hour AKA the NFL MVP—Saquon Barkley. Barkley had one of the NFL’s greatest single game performances you will ever see. One that would include an actual drug test from the league in the days to follow.

Here’s where it gets good. NFL players having breakout games and then “randomly” getting a drug test is as predictable as another Cowboys fan making excuses for Dak Prescott. But this time, we were treated to the chef’s kiss of locker room pranks. After the game, a drug test notice showed up, but not quite the one you’d expect.

Except it wasn’t. Turns out, it was Dallas Goedert pulling off some next-level trolling. Barkley’s game was so huge that even his teammates couldn’t resist poking fun. It’s one of those moments that reminds you this squad isn’t just good—they’re having a blast doing it.

Saquon Barkley gets pranked by Dallas Goedert

Dallas Goedert pranked Saquon Barkley with a fake drug test request in his locker after his historic game. 😂

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With a jaw-dropping 255 rushing yards and two touchdowns, plus an extra 47 yards through the air, Saquon Barkley shattered the Eagles’ franchise record for rushing yards in a game and set a personal career high in the 37-20 beatdown of the Rams. His performance didn’t just secure a W for the Birds—it probably carried a few fantasy teams to victory while simultaneously leaving Giants fans fuming. Watching their former All-Pro running back torch defenses in midnight green after walking away in free agency? That’s gotta sting.

Following his massive 255-yard performance, Saquon Barkley now sits atop the NFL rushing leaderboard with 1,647 yards on the season. That puts him ahead of Baltimore’s Derrick Henry for now, though “King Henry” still has his Week 12 matchup ahead of him to potentially close the gap. Which, I’m not holding my breath for as Saquon legit has an argument to be this year’s NFL MVP. No other running back in this league will get in the way of him winning that award. If anything, it will be the stupid voters who just pick a boring quarterback every year.

Listen, if Saquon Barkley isn’t in the MVP conversation, what are we even doing here? The man has been the heartbeat of this offense, dragging defenders, embarrassing defensive coordinators, and putting up numbers so ridiculous they might as well be out of Madden. After torching the Rams for 255 yards and breaking records left and right, he’s leading the league in rushing and giving us highlight after highlight. And it’s not just about stats—it’s about impact. Without Barkley, this Eagles team might still be winning, sure, but not like this. The guy’s making defenses look like Pop Warner squads every week. If that’s not MVP-worthy, then the award doesn’t mean anything. Give him the hardware.

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