Howie Roseman took a Beer Can to the head and kept it moving during the Eagles’ parade like a true Philly legend

There’s built different, and then there’s Howie Roseman.

The architect of two Super Bowl-winning rosters was out there living his best life at the Eagles parade, soaking in the celebration, probably thinking about which draft pick he’s going to fleece another GM out of next.

Then, out of nowhere, BOOM—beer can to the head.

Howie Roseman took a beer to the dome (Josh Sweat speaking)

Howie Roseman was hit in the head with a beer can. Oh Lord! #EaglesParade #HowieRoseman #Philadelphia #Philly #FlyEaglesFly #GoBirds pic.twitter.com/mk85fUl57o

— 🦅 AC  🦅 (@ACinPhilly) February 14, 2025

Most people? They’d be rattled. Maybe even drop their cigar. Not Howie Roseman. Dude barely flinched. Just shrugged it off, kept the stogie in his mouth, and carried on like he was built in a lab specifically for these moments.

Howie Roseman: Legend.

Legend. 🦅 #FlyEaglesFly pic.twitter.com/UjfNQsoMPN

— The Liberty Line (@LibertyLinePHL) February 14, 2025

This man went from being run out of town a decade ago to building an Eagles dynasty and then tanking projectiles to the dome like it’s just another day in the office.

And if that wasn’t enough, he capped it all off with a short, sweet, and completely badass speech at the Art Museum:

Howie Roseman: “I BLEED FOR PHILLY.”

BLEED GREEN HOWIE 🦅#FlyEaglesFly pic.twitter.com/umw7jCnRZj

— The Liberty Line (@LibertyLinePHL) February 14, 2025

That’s it. That’s the quote. That should be on a statue. Enjoy this one, Howie. You earned it.

Go Birds.

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