Josh Harris calls President Trump ‘The Ultimate Commander’ as he prepares team for Washington DC stadium

Josh Harris has done more for the Washington Commanders in two years than he has for the Sixers in over a decade. It makes me sick.

After securing approval for a new stadium in D.C., Harris made his way to the White House on Monday to personally thank Donald Trump. He laid it on thick — like every billionaire does when they enter the Oval Office — and even called the President “The Ultimate Commander.”

Josh Harris, I hate you so, so much

Washington Commanders owner Josh Harris kisses Trump's ass, calling him "the ultimate commander" pic.twitter.com/KF1B0xsmEv

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 5, 2025

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Now, you might think I hate Josh Harris for visiting Trump. I don’t. Unlike the weirdos melting down on social media, I couldn’t care less about that. I hate Josh Harris because he’s driven the Philadelphia 76ers straight into the ground — while turning the Washington Commanders into America’s latest feel-good story.

And let’s not forget, the Commanders are direct rivals of the Eagles — the team that plays right across the street from Harris’ own Sixers. It’s a slap in the face. Sure, Washington fans are probably thrilled to finally have a competent owner, but give it time. Harris will get bored of his shiny new toy and move on to the next one. He always does.

Until then, Philly’s stuck watching their NBA team rot while their owner plays hero in enemy territory.