Liver King Arrested Joe Rogan

Liver King was arrested in Texas after challenging Joe Rogan to a fight, with two guns and a sick wolf hat

Welp, it finally happened. Liver King, the human beef jerky stick formerly known as Brian Johnson, has officially lost his primal mind and got himself arrested in Texas.

The Liver King was charged with terroristic threats after he posted a series of psychotic videos challenging Joe Rogan to a fight and daring him to choke him out while holding two guns and a pet wolf.

I know it sounds crazy, but this actually happened.

Liver King challenges Joe Rogan to a fight…?

“Joe Rogan, I’m calling you out, my name’s Liver King. Man to man, I’m picking a fight with you. I have no training in jiu-jitsu… You never come across something like this, willing to die, hoping you’ll choke me out because that’s a dream come true.”

Buddy…what in the prehistoric PTSD fever dream is going on here?

Honestly, who knows what the hell was going on with this dude. There’s so many videos it’s hard to keep up but he has scars all over his face and talking crazy.

Back in my day, I’ve seen similar situations during the Florida Shuffle. Meth heads boppin’ around rehabs in South Florida behaved the same way. Wild stuff.

Did the Liver King eat his family?

According to reports, the Austin Police Department was tipped off after Liver King posted several threatening videos on Instagram, all while apparently traveling to Austin — which, if you don’t know, is Joe Rogan’s hometown.

The cops got wind, talked to Rogan (who confirmed this wasn’t some WWE bit), and slapped Liver King with a warrant for making terroristic threats.

They arrested him at the Four Seasons Hotel in downtown Austin, which is the least primal place on Earth. Kind of ruins the “ancestral lifestyle” image when you’re getting cuffed in a bathrobe next to a continental breakfast buffet.

Liver King Dethroned

The Liver King Meltdown Was Evident in the Videos

If you’ve seen his videos lately, this has been building for a while. Liver King’s Instagram has turned into a bizarre fever dream.

It’s filled with shirtless rants in the woods, pupils dilated like he just sniffed a pound of pre-workout powder, and proclamations about death, honor, and Rogan.

The man went from selling freeze-dried bull testicles to full-on District 9 alien mutation.

The steroid ship already sailed.

He admitted in a teary-eyed confession video back in 2022 that, shocker, he wasn’t just eating raw liver and sunning his perineum for those gains.

The “ancestral lifestyle” was more like “synthetic caveman cosplay meets HGH buffet.”

Let’s not forget, this guy was raking in nine figures a year off of liver pills and bone marrow capsules.

His companies, Heart & Soil and Ancestral Supplements, have been hawking bottles of cow organ dust for $60 a pop to sad gym bros who want to feel primal.

Meanwhile, Liver King was juiced to the gills, living in a mansion, probably on a shit ton of drugs and pretending he hunted dinner with a spear.

Now he’s behind bars because his ego couldn’t handle Joe Rogan calling him a fraud on a podcast.

There’s a world where this guy could’ve pivoted, leaned into the gimmick, owned the grift, and faded into crypto shill obscurity. Instead, he chose violence. Literal violence. Like, “fight me with two guns and my wolf” violence.

We’re not saying he’s the next Chris Benoit. But the vibes? Uncomfortably adjacent.

Hope his family’s safe, hope he gets help, and hope no one lets him near a podcast mic for a very long time.

Tough break, but I think we all know it’s probably not the best idea to threaten America’s most famous podcaster and BJJ black belt with violence unless you want your mugshot trending before noon.

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