Deebo Samuel is desperately trying to prove that he’s not fat and out of shape

One of my favorite storylines this offseason has been Deebo Samuel’s steady decline into out-of-shape territory. Nearly every video of him shows a sluggish, unfit player who never quite had the makings of a varsity athlete. Still, the Commanders faithful have stood by their guy — and now, their loyalty is finally starting to pay off.

On Monday, one of Deebo’s trainers posted a video of him sprinting on one of those incline treadmills. You know, the ones you always see people sprinting at full speed on.

To his credit, Deebo Samuel actually did look pretty fast in this video — it’s just objectively hilarious that he’s trying this hard to prove to people he’s actually in shape and not fat.

Deebo Samuel running like his life depends on it

Who said Deebo Samuel looks slow??!!

😤😤😤

Video from performance coach Nicholas Hill pic.twitter.com/ZP8lwm4JYn

— Scott Abraham (@Scott7news) June 30, 2025

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This is the culmination of a Hall of Fame–level troll job by Eagles fans across Twitter. They built a narrative so strong, it actually forced this man to get in shape.

So the next time someone tries to say Eagles fans are just a bunch of inbred freaks, show them this. Tell them how Eagles fans inspired Deebo Samuel to put down the popsicles and hit the weight room.