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Trash Strike Parker Piles

TRASH STRIKE DAY 3: We have officially entered the Parker Piles Era with no end in sight

TRASH STRIKE DAY 3 – Welcome to the Parker Piles. That’s what the city’s calling the trash mountains building up around Philly’s temporary dump sites. A+ branding effort by whoever coined it and slapped it on a sign.

I can’t scroll through Reddit or open social media without seeing a new Parker Pile pop up in someone’s neighborhood. It’s a frustrating sight to see and honestly, disgusting. You have to feel for the people located anywhere near these Parker Piles.

The smell from the bags left on the curb over the past 48 hours is already enough to have you feeling sick, let alone when you have hundreds of bags and a full dump site right outside your front door.

Parker Piles: “The Shortages will be divided among the peasants” 

We’re now three days into the sanitation strike, and the city looks like a set piece from The Last of Us and with July 4th coming up, you better believe those Parker Piles are about to hit boss-level status.

Tourists will be stepping over leaking garbage bags to snap pics of the LOVE sign and Rocky statue. Dump sites have literally turned into literal dumping sites for anything that residents of Philadelphia and the surrounding areas would like to get rid of, which honestly, was always going to be the result.

I’m just not sure how anyone at City Hall didn’t see that coming? 

36 hours in and almost every dump site is overflowing with garbage. People in the surrounding areas are fucking pissed and rightfully so.

It doesn’t look like any of this is being picked up or monitored daily. A third of the city doesn’t even have access to a vehicle, which is causing even more pile ups throughout the streets of Philadelphia. 

Trash Strike Parker Piles

Philly is a mess after Day 1 of The Great Philly Trash Strike, so TLL decided to start it’s own trash removal company

Negotiations reportedly ended around 1:15 a.m. Thursday morning and aren’t scheduled to resume anytime soon — so buckle up, we’re headed into the holiday weekend knee-deep in trash.

Someone on Reddit broke down the numbers. Here’s what we’re looking at. 

1,600,000/63 = 25,397 residents per dumpster.

These dump sites were set up to fail. No one in their right mind thought that they would work but maybe that was the plan all along?

The internet is flooded with the Parker Piles, local news stations are giving the area around-the-clock coverage, and it’s only a matter of time that people on social media start making even more content featuring the trash.

The Liberty Line won’t be jumping into a Trash Mountain, but I bet someone else will gladly do it to drive clicks and engagement.

We made some pretty sick t-shirts though…

This couldn’t have aged any worse for Mayor Parker

You can’t have city officials making $300K annually and sitting inside AC offices while arguing with sanitization because they don’t want to give them a raise. How about you relocate some of that tax money and keep these guys happy.

I could name a million spots in city hall that can shift spending to these essential workers and prevent what’s already going to happen on day one, with trash filled curbs and nauseating smells throughout the city.

Greg Boulware, the guy leading DC33, is out here giving Friday Night Lights speeches to his crew like he’s trying to cover the spread. His people are behind him. The public’s behind him. Meanwhile, Parker’s office is either watching all these viral videos or pretending the trash isn’t rising like sea levels.

Latest Updates on the Trash Strike:

  • DC33 has lowered their ask: They’re now seeking a 5% raise annually for four years.
    (Source: Sean Collins Walsh, Inquirer)
  • Tensions are flaring: A DC33 worker was arrested for slashing the tire on a PGW digger loader.
    (Source: CBS Philly)
  • About those raises: No, Mayor Parker didn’t give herself a 9% raise — but she did create 15 new city jobs and handed out big raises to her staff.
    (Source: Ryan Briggs & Sean Collins Walsh, Inquirer)

We’re one step away from people straight-up dumping their trash at City Hall. Honestly, I’d be shocked if it doesn’t happen by Sunday. People are fed up, and the “Parker Piles” aren’t going anywhere.

Stay tuned…or just follow your nose.

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