There was a brawl at Knott’s Soak City Waterpark in California over the weekend

Ah…yes, waterparks. Where the scum of the earth gather in overly treated, chemical pools of water and dispose of their own waste, while apparently wearing t-shirts and throwing haymakers at each other. That was the scene on 4th of July weekend at the lovely Knott’s Soak City Waterpark in California.

Wave Pool Fight: Knott’s Soak City Waterpark in California

Buena Park, California

Knott’s Soak City Waterpark brawl from this past weekend. pic.twitter.com/AokSf5MgiY

— The Daily Sneed™ (@Tr00peRR) July 8, 2025

Let’s just get this out of the way from the start, and it goes for any “fight video” on the internet. I couldn’t even imagine behind in a headspace where I would find it acceptable to be throwing haymakers, especially at a waterpark. 

How could any of these adults punch someone in the face and then immediately turn to their kids and ask if they are ready to go down another waterslide? That’s how serial killers are raised. It’s mind-boggling behavior. 

Check out this kid in a life jacket just sitting there watching these two dads fight each other. It’s absolutely ridiculous. 

This kid in a lifejacket just wanted to catch a few waves

Also shoutout to the lifeguard on duty for doing absolutely nothing. I will say, he probably sees this type of behavior every day. As long as a kid isn’t drowning in the wave pool then really, this type of shit is way above his pay grade so I can’t blame him. 

Lifeguard on Duty: “I don’t get paid enough to be involved”

Shocker: Dallas Cowboys fans were involved…

No surprise that the one dude, wearing a long sleeve t-shirt in the pool, was wearing a Dallas Cowboys hat. That fanbase actively seeks fights. We’ve seen it a million times and it’s gotten to a point where if there isn’t a weasel Cowboys fan fighting, then that’s more of a surprise. 

Speaking of that, there are way too many shirts in that pool. That’s typical Waterpark People behavior, I guess. Those are the only types that will actually go to a waterpark and stand shoulder-to-shoulder in a crowded, 3-foot pool, with other people and their kids, who are all probably pissing and doing whatever else in the water. 

Can’t have it. Clean it up, California.

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