Clown Show: Cowboys head coach made the entire team — coaches included — run after 3 fights broke out during Wednesday’s practice

It’s hard to put into words just how embarrassing the Dallas Cowboys have become. They’ll win some games this season just based on talent alone, but organizationally, they’ve become a complete dumpster fire.

From Micah Parsons and Jerry Jones sparring during press conferences, to Dak Prescott and his teammates dancing around during camp like they aren’t coming off a losing season, Cowboys camp has been a shit show.

And to top it all off, three fights broke out during practice today. Three! There hasn’t been a single fight at Eagles camp.

Obviously, new head coach Brian Schottenheimer was furious. So as punishment, he made the entire team run — even some of the coaches.

Cowboys breaking out the high school football tactics to try and get their players in line

After the third fight today at #Cowboys practice, a furious Brian Schottenheimer is making the whole team, and even some of the coaching staff, run as punishment pic.twitter.com/PVBfJlTMEn

— Tommy Yarrish (@tommy_yarrish) July 30, 2025

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I didn’t even know NFL teams ran like this. Schottenheimer has done such a shit job at running his professional football team that he had to resort to this high school coaching tactic. It’s just sad at this point.

The funny thing is, this team probably doesn’t even realize they’re a shit show. Almost all of their notable players have been there for awhile now — this is just the norm for them. They are going to get their doors blown off Week 1 in Philly. I can’t wait.