WATCH: French Farmers spray 500 squatters with manure, finally win the fight that landlords everywhere dream about

A group of French farmers had their land overtaken by 500 squatters. These gypsy’s rolled up 200 caravans deep and parked themselves right in the middle of a field meant for grazing. The farmers begged local authorities to step in and end the madness, but in true police-fashion, they did absolutely nothing.

Instead of lawyering up and heading to the local courthouse, the farmers decided to take matters into their own hands and break from French tradition by actually standing up for themselves. They hopped on their tractors and sprayed the 500+ squatters with cow shit until they finally packed up and left their property.

The French farmers loaded up the tanks with liquid manure and sprayed it directly at the encampment like it was a precision-guided military strike. These squatters who had been lounging for days without a care in the world, were suddenly running for their lives as their little illegal paradise turned into a Jackson Pollock of feces.

French farmers get 500 gypsy squatters evicted after spraying them with manure

JUST IN: French farmers successfully get 500 gypsy squatters evicted after spraying them with manure, according to The Sun.

French farmers decided to take things into their own hands after police reportedly refused to remove an illegal gypsy camp on their property.

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The Sun – Astonishing footage showed the furious farmers using tractors to spray the slurry across their agricultural field where the caravans were parked. 

The squatters, who parked their campers illegally, were seen battling to stop the onslaught of stinking faeces as the tractors chased them down. 

The hardworking farmers said they were driven to the boiling point after cops refused to step in and remove the “illegal gypsy camp” residing on their land.

With harvest due in just a few weeks – and the invaders refusing to leave – they finally decided to take matters into their own hands. 

French Farmers Deliver The Sweet Smell of Justice

Squatter laws, whether in France or here in the States, are an absolute shit show (pun intended). People break into a home, live there for 30 days, and suddenly you need a court order to get them out. The cops say, “Sorry, squatters’ rights,” like it’s a real thing and not just some lowlife gypsy who just climbed through your window and shit on your floor without a care in the world.

The system is broken but this specific case was different.

The shitstorm worked. A judge in France finally issued an eviction order. The ruling gave the squatters 24 hours to clear out or face police action and heavy fines. Obviously, they left. The majority bailed after getting shit-sprayed into oblivion and the rest following the court ordered removal.

This is how all squatter stories should end. But instead, they usually go something like: “Homeowner tries to remove squatter, ends up getting arrested for trespassing on his own property.”

Spray ‘em down and move ‘em out.

Out of all places in the world, France is now doing what we all wish we could do. I personally hate to admit that given how they treated Joel Embiid but it’s hard to ignore the French farmers’ blue-collar, no-BS squatter removal plan that we’ve been dreaming about.

Anyway, massive shoutout to the farmers. You didn’t just reclaim your land. You reclaimed a little bit of justice for all of us.

Let the manure fly.

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