Good: Bryan Kohberger can’t sleep in prison because his fellow inmates have been taunting him through the vents

Bryan Kohberger, the disgusting coward who butchered four University of Idaho students in their sleep, is reportedly losing sleep himself. Not because of guilt (he doesn’t have any), but because his new neighbors in maximum security prison have turned tormenting him into a full-time hobby, which is honestly beautiful.’

To bring everyone up to speed, this all comes a month after one of the most baffling decisions in recent courtroom history. On July 2nd, the prosecution handed fuck-face Bryan Kohberger a plea deal that spared him the death penalty.

An open-and-shut case, overwhelming evidence, families desperate for answers… and somehow this guy walks away with life in prison instead of a needle. The victims’ loved ones didn’t even get the satisfaction of a full trial. Just one day to stare him down and speak their piece before he retreated into cowardly silence.

Fast forward to now, and “forever home” for Kohberger means 23 hours a day in solitary at Idaho Maximum Security Institution but the other inmates have found a way to get to him through the vents.

According to a report in the New York Post, his fellow prisoners have been taking shifts climbing up to the grates and unleashing a nonstop barrage of insults. Retired homicide detective Chris McDonough says it’s “relentless,” happening “almost all hours of the day,” and that Kohberger has made multiple complaints to guards about being unable to sleep.

(NY Post) Convicted killer Bryan Kohberger has whined that he’s “extremely annoyed” and losing sleep at the maximum-security prison he now calls home — thanks to fellow inmates who constantly yell through vents into his cell in a “relentless” taunting campaign, according to a report.

And the prisoners at Kohberger’s new digs at Idaho Maximum Security Institution in Kuna have had it out for the convicted criminology student — taking turns shouting into the vent that leads into his cell most hours of the day, a law enforcement source told the Daily Mail.

Kohberger, 30, has made multiple complaints to prison guards that he’s been unable to sleep, according to Chris McDonough, a retired homicide detective who works for the Cold Case Foundation.

“It’s driving him crazy,” McDonough told the outlet. “The inmates are tormenting him at night and almost all hours of the day — taunting him through the vents in his cell.” “They are literally getting up into the grate and yelling at him. The inmates are taking turns doing it. It’s relentless,” McDonough continued. “He’s extremely annoyed and frustrated. He’s complaining to the authorities that he can’t sleep because of them.”

Oh no. Poor Bryan Kohberger!

Again, this is a psychopath who murdered four people in their sleep. Now he’s annoyed that he can’t get any sleep in solitary confinement.

Poor Bryan Kohberger! Honest and truly, you really hate to see it.

At the very least, the best part of this is the fact that the prison isn’t going to do a damn thing about it. These guys can’t physically get to him, so the taunting is fair game. He wanted to hide from his crimes and avoid the death penalty then what else would you expect? Welcome to your new reality. You get to spend the rest of your life tormented by other scumbags who are locked up right alongside of you.

Here’s hoping the other inmates see these news stories, realize it’s driving him insane, and keep it going forever. Hell, maybe one day “maintenance” just happens to leave his door unlocked and the fellas can make it an in-person event.

Enjoy hell, Bryan Kohberger. You earned every second of it.

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