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Phillies: Same Story, Same Result, Same Losers

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. Welcome to Phillies baseball in October.

For four straight seasons, it has been the same exact script. The bats go cold. The bullpen combusts. The moment is too big.

The manager finds a way to cement himself as the dumbest human being in the ballpark.

In fact, his season and career should’ve ended the second Bryson Stott laid down a bunt in the ninth inning. I don’t know if a manager has ever been fired during the postseason, but that bunt call was bad enough to warrant it.

Two pictures that have ruined Philly sports

Bryson Stott bunting down one run with no outs in the 9th inning and a man on second might haunt me for the rest of my life

Quick Reminder: Topper was never supposed to be here. He fell into the role, rode a lightning bolt in 2022, and somehow kept the job. Every game since, he’s proved why he shouldn’t have it. The bullpen has always been trash, so fine, that’s expected.

What makes this collapse sting worse than any of the others is that the so-called core of this team. Harper, Turner, Schwarber might just be the biggest losers of them all.

Harper, Schwarber, Turner: Moment Makers No More

Remember “Bedlam at the Bank”? It feels like a decade ago. Bryce Harper used to rise to every occasion. Now he looks like he’s chasing ghosts. Instead of making moments, he’s forcing them, and it’s turned him into an automatic out.

Speaking of automatic outs, Kyle Schwarber hit 56 homers this year.

Great. Who cares?

When October rolls around, he’s a statue staring blankly into 0-2 counts. Everyone wanted to cry about John Middleton not locking him up long term. Right now it looks like they dodged a bullet. He’ll fit right in with the Reds next season, and nobody in Philly will miss watching him drag his bat back to the dugout in silence.

Then there’s Trea Turner. Sure, he hit an RBI single in the eighth. That only canceled out the boneheaded throw to the plate in the seventh that opened the floodgates for the Dodgers’ four-run inning.

By the ninth, Turner had his chance. Bohm singled. Realmuto doubled. Castellanos blooped in two runs. Stott bunted his way into humiliation. Bader singled to put the tying run on third. Turner stepped up with a chance to finally justify $300 million.

Instead, he lived up to the “most overrated star in baseball” label. Another empty at-bat. Another wasted opportunity. Another game flushed away.

If that’s Bader at the plate, it’s a walk-off. If it’s Sosa, maybe it’s a walk-off. If it’s literally anyone besides the “Big Three,” there’s a shot. With Harper, Turner, and Schwarber? Not a chance. These guys have all become too small for the moment.

Dead Men Walking: Phillies comeback falls short, head to Los Angeles on the brink of elimination

The Phillies Golden Era Is Over

You can scream about the bullpen, the manager, and the organization’s clown-show theatrics all you want. In the end, you live and die with your stars and Philly’s stars have turned into pumpkins.

This isn’t a championship window anymore. It’s a boarded-up storefront with a “For Lease” sign. World Series loss. NLCS loss. NLDS loss in 5. Now, staring down an NLDS sweep in 3 or 4. The golden era that never was is over.

Time to face it. The Phillies are dead.

They’re limping to the finish line, and it’s time to break it all down and rebuild. That of course, is assuming that we don’t shock the world and come back to win the NLDS. Three straight. See you Wednesday night.

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