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Brian Branch, The People’s Champ, finally brings justice to JuJu Smith-Schuster’s reign of terror

Finally, someone took action. I would’ve loved if it was someone on the Eagles, but Brian Branch will do.

Following Sunday night’s clash between Detroit and Kansas City, Branch did what all of us have been wanting to do for some time now — hit JuJu Smith-Schuster in the mouth.

Brian Branch takes matters into his own hands and introduces JuJu to the ground

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Bush league, cheap shot — I’d like to call it street justice. Is JuJu an inherently bad person off the field? I don’t know. I also don’t care. This was for all the corny shit JuJu has done over the years that have gone unpunished.

Hilariously, JuJu’s natural instinct was to flop and play dead. Classic bitch move. He quickly decided against it though — even TikTok boy knew better than to pull that move out in this situation. He then went after Brian Branch and then promptly got ragdolled around until his teammates came to the rescue.

What a photo. I don’t think it could’ve captured the moment any better.

For those wondering why Brian Branch went after JuJu so ferociously, allow me to present evidence for his defense.

With just about three minutes left in the game, JuJu came down on a crack block (which is a penalty) and blindsided Branch into the dirt. There was no flag on the play, therefore, Branch took control of the situation and handed JuJu a smackdown of his own. I see no issues with this.

JuJu is just the worst. He made a mockery of football by doing TikTok dances during pregame, he talks shit behind a keyboard more often than he catches passes, and he peaked before COVID. He’s irrelevant and Branch just needed to remind him of that.

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