Disgusting: Eagles on the brink of total collapse as AJ Brown and Cooper DeJean get into brutal brawl during practice

For every Eagles fan fearing that the end is nigh, I regret to inform you, your worst fears are unfolding in real time.

Report after report keeps painting the Philadelphia Eagles as a full-blown dumpster fire, and now the chaos has officially spilled onto the practice field. During Thursday’s session, AJ Brown and Cooper DeJean reportedly got into a heated brawl. The kind of fight that screams frustration and “get me out of here.” Both players looked fed up, teetering on the edge of demanding a trade.

Eagles need to get this under control ASAP

Per Diana Russini:

“AJ Brown and Cooper DeJean seem disgruntled in practice. Multiple executives report that the Eagles are not fielding calls for trades for either player.”#FlyEaglesFly pic.twitter.com/40IvYIoeuV

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This is what locker room dysfunction looks like, folks. If anyone still doubted the reports about AJ Brown wanting out, this just about seals it. Even our sweet, innocent Coop has had enough. The best record in the NFC East apparently isn’t enough for these guys. They’re out here practically trying to kill each other.

Mr. CEO himself, Nick Sirianni, better figure this out fast. It’s crystal clear he’s lost the locker room, and honestly, this might already be too far gone for anyone to fix.

Sad scenes down at the NovaCare Complex. Here’s hoping the Eagles can find their footing before this thing completely implodes.