WATCH: Jaylen Brown’s fake hairline rubs off all over Knicks player’s jersey

Thoughts and prayers to Jaylen Brown’s painted-on hairline. After Friday night, I don’t think we’ll be seeing it any longer.

During Friday’s NBA action between the Celtics and Knicks, Brown attempted to drive on OG Anunoby, brushing his head across his chest in the process. What seemed like a standard NBA interaction at first turned out to be the brutal death of Brown’s hairline, as the paint from his head covered Anunoby’s jersey.

Jaylen Brown’s fake hairline is no more

Jaylen Brown fake ass hairline just rubbed off on Ogs jersey @NYKMuse @PlayoffBoundNYK @DrDrediel8 pic.twitter.com/mAKBmq8ouX

— Motts Apple Juice (@motts_apple) October 25, 2025

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Man, that’s rough. It was already pretty obvious that Brown was painting his hairline in, but now, he’ll never be able to escape it. I’ve never done it so I don’t really know what the process is or how much paint you have to put on. By the looks of Anunoby’s jersey, it’s a lot.

Probably won’t be seeing the fake hairline any long I presume.

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