
Chase Daniel is doing tricks on it for Josh Allen, tells followers to “forget the turnovers” in desperate plea to be Allen’s next baby daddy
Oh Chase Daniel, you stupid little cuck. You shit on Jalen Hurts every chance you get, but the second Josh Allen stinks up the joint in the postseason, it’s suddenly excuse season. He’s not going to fuck you, bro. Have you seen his wife?
And I won’t lie — I was rooting for Josh Allen and the Bills on Saturday too. I hate Sean Payton and I want to see him fail at every turn. But I’m not about to sit here and make excuses for Allen. He had four turnovers and then completely whiffed on a game-winning touchdown in overtime. That’s the game. That’s the story.
Don’t tell Chase Daniel that, though.
He doesn’t want you to remember the turnovers, or really anything bad Josh Allen did at all. Because at the end of the day, Allen is the QB archetype everyone drools over. And when that archetype fails to deliver in crunch time? Well, it simply can’t be his fault. It’s the officiating. It’s pressure in his face. It’s anything and everything except Josh Allen actually playing like shit when it mattered most.
Chase Daniel doing tricks on it for Josh Allen
This guy is such a joke. I genuinely don’t know if anyone goes to Chase Daniel for football commentary, and if they do, I’m questioning them on a human level.
None of this is productive to the broader conversation either. The truth will set you free, not spinning excuses for your man crush less than 24 hours after he shit the bed on national TV.
Do all the tricks you want, Chase — Allen is happily married. Maybe in a past life you two could’ve been together, but sadly you missed your opportunity.




Jesus Christ, you’re a terrible journalist
Flattered that you think I’m a journalist