WATCH: 49ers fans go out like total losers after team gets embarrassed by the Seahawks

“Bang bang Niner gang” might be the corniest chant in sports, and after what happened against the Seahawks, it sounds even dumber. This is the same fanbase that spent the entire week chirping like they just won something meaningful after squeaking past an Eagles team that had a fast food employee calling plays. On Saturday, Seattle showed up and turned their season into a public humiliation.

I do not want to hear the injury excuses. Every team is hurt in January. If your entire identity collapses the second a couple starters go down, you were never a real contender. I have been saying it for years. San Francisco’s window slammed shut a while ago.

It started when they got punched in the mouth in the NFC Championship a few years back, and it kept going when they came up short again in the Super Bowl. You can only do the “we were so close” routine so many times before it becomes who you are.

WATCH: 49ers fans in total shambles

@betr Welp this games over #49ers #seahawks #nfl #brockpurdy #football ♬ original sound – Betr

So watching 49ers fans melt down after getting embarrassed by a divisional rival feels right. All that trash talk, all that arrogance, and then they get blasted and it is never close. That is karma with shoulder pads.

Now let’s talk about the video. First off, why are grown men drinking beer out of plastic cups at a playoff game like it is a sixth grade birthday party. If you are going to suffer in public, at least do it like an adult.

Second, the Venmo flex in the clip is hilarious. Nothing says “we have it together” like passing the phone around after your team just got ripped apart. And yes, whoever had the absolute rocket as a screensaver, congrats.

That might be the only W any 49ers fan took all night.

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The funniest part is the optimism. This is where 49ers fans get weird. They lose, then immediately pivot into the “proud of the team” speech like they are reading a graduation card.

No chance.

49ers fans handle losing in a bizarre way…

In Philadelphia, if the Eagles got gutted by a divisional rival in the playoffs, the city would be on fire for 48 hours. There would be no “great effort, everyone counted us out” coping circle. That is loser talk.

I get it. It is easier to pretend it is inspiring than admit the truth. San Francisco has become the team that wins regular season games, talks crazy, then shrinks when the stakes get real. Meanwhile, Eagles fans are sitting here annoyed too, but at least we have a Super Bowl trophy to shut everyone up when it matters.

Have fun with the excuses. You are going to need them again. The NFC will get back to normal next season when the Eagles get a real offensive coordinator, while teams like Seattle and Chicago keep building, and the 49ers keep praying Kyle Shanahan can do magic with the same old script.

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