Artemis II launched today carrying four astronauts on a historic 10-day mission around the moon

WATCH: Kid drops an f-bomb on CNN, Frankie MacDonald has the details, and Artemis II is heading around the moon

Artemis II launched today carrying four astronauts on a historic 10-day mission around the moon, marking the first crewed lunar mission since 1972. The mission will travel farther from Earth than any human ever has, breaking the Apollo 13 distance record by 4,144 miles!!

I like space and everything about it. It rules.

I am of the belief that the “final frontier” is Earth’s oceans. Approximately 20–27% of the global seafloor has been mapped using high-resolution sonar technology, while over 80% of the ocean remains unmapped, unobserved, and unexplored.

I think we should be twenty thousand of leagues under the sea before heading to space but I’m definitely not going to complain that we are going up instead of down so hell yeah, brother.

Artemis II had everyone saying “going into space, mathematics, quantum mechanics..”

At its farthest point the Artemis II crew will be 252,799 statute miles from Earth.

At its closest approach to the moon, they will pass within 4,112 miles of the lunar surface before looping back and splashing down in 10 days.

That is genuinely incredible and a kid from somewhere on CNN was so excited about it that he dropped a live f-bomb on air.

Note: I’m Sorry. I got shit to write about and Twitter (X) won’t let me embed tweets? Just ripped the video from this account to post here. The internet waits for no one so if you have an issue with it, contact Elon Musk. Not my problem.

Artemis II is heading around the moon and a kid dropped an f-bomb about it on CNN

Lets. Fucking. Go!!!

That kid is decked out in tactical gear and locked it for takeoff. The energy is correct even if the specifics were slightly off. Someone get this boy a science book or at the very least, tell him Artemis II will not “go back” to the moon and he’s nothing more than a little freak. They are doing a scenic flyby loop which by the way is still extraordinary, but inaccurate due to the misguided excitement from the walking GoPro above.

Now let me say what I have to say.

I would probably lean toward believing NASA and other organizations faked the Apollo moon landings between 1969 and 1972 to win the space race. Either way, the kid said we are going back to the moon and you cannot technically go back somewhere you have never actually been.

I’m kidding (not really) and maybe it’s just my latest algorithm on Instagram Reels but they have a ton of videos of astronauts from back in the day bopping around the moon’s surface and driving that moon car with an American flag waving in the wind.

None of it seems real.

I’m sorry, call me a conspiracy theorist but it all seems pretty fake to me. Plus, history continues to be on the conspiracy theorist side of things these days, so maybe I’m on the right side of after all.

UNTIL NEIL ARMSTRONG PUTS HIS HAND ON THE BIBLE I WILL NOT BELIEVE!

Either way, it’s not up for debate is that today is a historic day regardless of your position on the original moon landings. Four astronauts are in deep space for the first time in over fifty years.

PLAY FREE BIRD!!

The Artemis II mission breaks records that have stood since the Apollo era. A child somewhere expressed his feelings about it on live television using language his parents probably were not thrilled about.

Take it away Frankie MacDonald from Nova Scotia.

Quick Note: Frankie MacDonald from Nova Scotia had zero issues embedding in this post. Maybe I spoke too soon about Twitter (X) and/or WordPress? I don’t know, but I already ripped and uploaded the video and I’m sure as hell not going back to update it.

How about Frankie MacDonald? This guy should be on CNN talking to the kid who was cursing about Artemis II.

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