This custom Crankin Hog 69 Phillies jersey belongs in the Philadelphia Museum of Art

The folks at Fanatics could never comprehend something this beautiful. A custom Phillies jersey with the name Crankin Hog and number 69 is something to be treasured. Meanwhile, Fanatics can barely ship a jersey with the letters spelled right and here we have a masterpiece that puts every single thing in the Fanatics catalog to shame.

Phillies Fan with a Crankin’ Hog #69 Jersey:

i love my country of philadelphia https://t.co/blruOnaLIr pic.twitter.com/xaoSZVvx6G

— C O U R T N E Y (@icourtneycries) April 20, 2026

Shoutout to Courtney for posting this. That’s a woman with impeccable taste. And the guy wearing it? Buzz cut. Red white and blue headband. Mullet flowing out the back. Custom Crankin Hog No. 69 Phillies jersey.

This man understood what being a fan of The Fightins means on a level that most people will never reach. He should be throwing out a first pitch. He should be in the starting lineup honestly because the way the Phillies are hitting right now he’d probably go 2-for-4 with a double.

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There’s not much to be excited about when it comes to our baseball team these days. They are 8-14, on a six-game losing streak, and playing some of the most lifeless baseball I’ve ever watched from a roster this talented. At least the fans still know what’s up. The product on the field might be cooked but the product in the stands is elite.

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