Former Eagles bust heads down south, joins the Antichrist Kevin Patullo in Miami

Former Eagles wideout Jalen Reagor is still in the NFL. I know, it surprised me to. I didn’t realize he was still playing ball until I saw this Tweet from Adam Schefter:

Eagles bust heads down south

Another receiver signing: the Miami Dolphins signed WR Jalen Reagor.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) June 2, 2026

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In Miami, Reagor will be joining forces with the Antichrist himself, Kevin Patullo. If you can think of a more demonstrative duo, leave it in the comments, because I’m at a loss.

We already know the deal on Patullo. Terrible play caller, terrible play designer, just a bad offensive mind. Reagor should fit right in.

The former Eagles wideout didn’t suit up for a single regular season game last season. His last appearance came in 2024 as a member of the Los Angeles Chargers, where he actually started two games and managed to put up 7 receptions for 100 yards. Honestly, I thought that statline would have been worse.

I wish him nothing but the best down in South Beach.