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Mexican Batman is bringing justice to Lagos de Moreno, hunting thieves at night and duct taping them to light poles

In a world of chaos, it was only a matter of time until people started taking matters into their own hands. Insert Mexican Batman, a unknown vigilante bringing justice to the streets of Mexico.

No one knows who this guy is and apparently, the police are treating him as the criminal and his victims as, well, victims.

In the dead of night, Mexican Batman is rounding up motorcycle thieves, duct-taping them to light poles, and drawing cat whiskers on their faces with the word “ladrona” written across their foreheads — the spanish word for thief.

As any great vigilante does, the Mexican caped crusader is also leaving the stolen vehicles behind next to these duct-taped thieves.

Mexican Batman is here

According to the New York Post, at least five men have been found helplessly tied up like this. All of them sharing the same symbols on their faces, all with the stolen motorcycles by their sides. Authorities are treating these men like the victims, which I guess technically they are. But they’re also criminals themselves who the police probably would have never actually went after because cops don’t tend to follow up on stolen vehicles in a country run by drug cartels.

I hope Mexican Batman keeps it up. Fuck it. You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Keep the streets clean until the motorcycle thieves are too scared to actually steal any motorcycles anymore. That’s the Batman way, baby.

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