
Disgusting Behavior: Belgium is crying to FIFA about the Balogun reversal less than 12 hours before the match because apparently they would rather win in a conference room than on the pitch
The Royal Belgian Football Association released an official statement saying they are “astonished” by FIFA’s decision to make Folarin Balogun available for Monday night’s Round of 16 match and are “investigating all potential options” to get the suspension reinstated.
Obviously, that is the most cowardly, pathetic, embarrassing response a national football federation could possibly produce when faced with the prospect of playing the host country’s best striker in a knockout match at the World Cup.
We’re Back: Folarin Balogun reinstated for Monday night Round of 16 against Belgium
Belgium has been granted the right to appeal the ruling less than 24 hours before kickoff because instead of saying “we’re ready for whoever is on the field, makes no difference to us, we’re prepared to play our best,” the Belgians chose to run to the nearest courtroom and beg FIFA to remove the opposing team’s best player so they don’t have to deal with him on the pitch like real men.
The proper response from Belgium was so obvious that a child could have written it.
You say you welcome the challenge, you say you’re prepared regardless of who the Americans put on the pitch, and you walk into Lumen Field on Monday night with the confidence of a team ranked 10th in the world that shouldn’t be afraid of anyone.
Simple, right?
Well, instead of the obvious, the RBFA released a multi-paragraph legal brief citing Article 66.4 of the FIFA Disciplinary Code and Article 10.5 of the Competition Regulations and FIFA World Cup 2026 Circular Number 16 like they’re filing a motion in federal court instead of preparing for a football match.
Belgium would rather beat the USMNT in a boardroom than on a football field and that tells you everything about how scared they are of playing this American team at full strength on home soil.
BALO COMIN’
I never thought I’d see the day where a European football federation was in a full-blown panic about having to play the United States in soccer.
You can feel the fear all over the internet and the amount of crying coming out of Belgium right now is genuinely insane for a country that is supposed to be one of the traditional powers of European football.
This isn’t how confident teams behave before knockout matches at the World Cup.
This is how teams behave when they know they’re in trouble and are looking for any possible exit before the whistle blows.
Sepp Blatter Lecturing Anyone About FIFA Corruption Is the Most Hypocritical Thing I’ve Heard All Year
Joseph Blatter, the former head of FIFA and a known scam artist who literally sent the 2022 World Cup to Qatar for a fat paycheck while 6,500-plus migrant workers died constructing stadiums for the event, crawled out from whatever rock he’s been hiding under to tweet “red cards are not overturned by political phone calls” and question whether a U.S. president intervening with the FIFA president compromises the integrity of the sport.
Quo vadis, FIFA?
That’s what Sepp Blatter is asking about the integrity of international football while the blood of thousands of dead construction workers is still metaphorically on his hands from the Qatar bidding process that he oversaw and profited from.
Sepp Blatter lecturing anyone about corruption in FIFA is like a guy standing in a house he burned down telling his neighbor their lawn is too long.
The man presided over the most corrupt era in the history of international sports governance, was literally banned from all football-related activities by FIFA’s own ethics committee, and is now positioning himself as a guardian of competitive integrity because the United States got a favorable ruling on a red card suspension.
The hypocrisy is so thick you could build a wall with it and the fact that European media is amplifying Blatter’s comments as if they carry moral weight tells you everything about how desperate the rest of the world is to find any angle to delegitimize the USMNT’s tournament run.
Sure, Trump Probably Called FIFA. And?
The funniest part of this entire controversy is that people are acting like FIFA is some beautiful, pristine organization with zero history of corruption, backroom deals, or political influence, and now because the American president allegedly made a phone call, the sanctity of the sport is ruined forever and international football will never recover.
FIFA has been corrupt since the day it was founded and every major decision the governing body has made in the last 30 years has been influenced by politics, money, and power in ways that make a phone call about a red card suspension look like a parking ticket.
Qatar got the World Cup through bribery while thousands of workers died building the stadiums and Russia hosted in 2018 while invading sovereign nations.
The voting process for World Cup hosts has been a documented cesspool of corruption for decades. But Donald Trump allegedly calling FIFA about a red card reversal for the host country’s best player is where the world draws the line on integrity?
Give me a break.
FIFA suspended the ban using Article 27 of their own disciplinary code, the same provision they used for Cristiano Ronaldo’s red card during World Cup qualifying last year, and the precedent existed before Balogun’s case ever came up. Whether Trump called or didn’t call doesn’t change the fact that the rule was applied consistently with prior precedent.
The “Folarin Balogun Isn’t American” Crowd Can Shut Up Immediately
Then you have the absolute morons on social media saying Folarin Balogun isn’t really American while the man was born in Brooklyn, New York, which makes him as American as the hot dogs Joey Chestnut was eating over the weekend and the fireworks that were going off over the National Mall on the Fourth of July.
Balogun was born in the United States, chose to represent the United States, has scored three goals for the United States at the World Cup, and hit a sold-out American stadium with the LeBron silencer celebration after burying a goal in a knockout-round match. The man is American and anyone questioning his nationality because his name doesn’t sound Anglo enough for their comfort can go pound sand.
Folarin Balogun Bleeds American
The World Has Never Been This Scared of American Soccer and I Love It
I have been watching American soccer for years and I have never seen anything close to the level of panic, outrage, and coordinated whining from the European football establishment that the Balogun reversal has produced over the last 48 hours.
Belgium is filing appeals, Blatter is tweeting about corruption, European media is running wall-to-wall coverage about how FIFA caved to American political pressure, and the general consensus across international football twitter is that the United States is cheating its way through the World Cup because a disciplinary provision that was used for Cristiano Ronaldo last year was applied to an American player this year.
USMNT and America has officially arrived.
The beautiful game is better for it whether the rest of the world wants to admit it or not, and watching European football federations scramble to find legal mechanisms to prevent the host country from fielding its best player is the most validating thing that has ever happened to American soccer because it means they’re finally scared of us.
Belgium doesn’t file appeals and release multi-paragraph legal briefs about teams they’re confident they can beat. They do this because they know what’s coming on Monday night at Lumen Field and they’re trying to prevent it through bureaucracy because they don’t think they can prevent it on the pitch.
The USMNT wouldn’t have even asked for an opponent’s best player to be suspended because the difference between American sports culture and European sports culture is that Americans always want to beat the best while Europeans apparently want the easy way out when the competition gets uncomfortable. Sad behavior from a country that makes good waffles and not much else.
I Will Never Eat Another Belgian Waffle for the Rest of My Life
They weren’t that good anyways but it starts now. No more Belgian waffles, no more Belgian chocolate, no more Belgian beer, nothing from Belgium until this country stops crying about having to play our best player in a football match.
Their entire economy will collapse if all Americans unite and boycott continental hotel breakfasts and I am willing to make that sacrifice for the good of the USMNT’s World Cup run.
Also, the proper response to FIFA suspending the ban should have been the one I wrote earlier in this post. “We’re ready for whoever is on the field. Makes no difference to us. We’re prepared to play our best.”
That’s what a confident football federation says. Not “the Royal Belgian Football Association is astonished and is exploring all potential options” like they’re a law firm that just lost a case and is looking for grounds to appeal.
FIFA suspending Balogun’s red card so he can play for the USMNT is the kind of FIFA corruption that used to only happen for the rest of the soccer world. Europe and South America have been benefiting from favorable FIFA rulings for decades and now that the United States got one favorable decision in the entire history of the program, the world is acting like the sport has been irreparably damaged. The USA has finally made it to the big leagues of international football corruption and honestly, it feels great to be here.
Folarin Balogun plays Monday. Belgium can cry about it in a conference room or they can show up to Lumen Field and try to beat us on the grass. Either way, the USMNT is going to be at full strength with 60,000 fans behind them and a striker who has three goals in the tournament and a chip on his shoulder from the red card that should never have been shown in the first place.




YES!! All of this YES! This is why we’re not the same them and us. Give us your best, if we lose, I can accept that and welcome it. No one wants to beat a prime Patriots without Tom Brady; THEY WANT TO BEAT TOM BRADY. Beat the best to be the best, it’s that simple and the European mind would rather it be a Mickey Mouse Cup. What bums and loser mentality.