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Royals Mets Little League Home Run 3 Errors

WATCH: Royals cough up a 3-error Little League Home Run to the Mets in one of the worst baseball sequences you’ll ever see

The Kansas City Royals somehow managed to out-Mets the New York Mets on Tuesday night at Citi Field by turning a weak 30-foot comebacker to the pitcher with two outs and a 1-2 count into a three-run Little League homer that scored every baserunner, including the batter.

To make matters worse, three separate Royals fielders decided to throw the ball to locations where no teammate was standing and each throw was worse than the one before it in a sequence that might be the most embarrassing defensive play I’ve seen on a professional baseball diamond in my entire life.

Carson Benge tapped a little roller back toward the mound with two runners on and two outs in a situation where the Royals were literally one strike away from getting out of the inning without allowing a single run.

Seth Lugo fielded the ball cleanly because fielding a 30-foot tapper when you’re a professional pitcher is not a difficult task, and then he spiked the throw to first base like he was trying to bounce it off the dirt and into the dugout, which allowed the lead runner to score from third and turned a routine groundout into a run that never should have happened.

Bad play, embarrassing for Lugo, but also the kind of error that happens occasionally in professional baseball and you move on from it because you’re still only down one run with two outs and the inning is essentially over if anyone on the Royals’ defense can execute a single competent throw.

Nobody could.

First baseman Jac Caglianone chased down Lugo’s spiked throw, picked up the ball, gathered himself, and then unleashed a throw that I have watched at least 100 times and still cannot comprehend because the ball went somewhere between third base and home plate in a direction where there was not a single Royals player standing or even moving toward.

Caglianone picked up that baseball, locked his eyes on a target that apparently only he could see, and fired a throw to a location on the diamond that was occupied exclusively by air and grass while the trailing runner scored from second and Benge advanced to third because the first baseman had just thrown the ball to literally nobody.

Royals Commit 3 Errors, Mets Get Little League Home Run

I need to talk about this throw for a second because it’s the part of the play that has broken my brain and I cannot move past it no matter how many times I watch the replay. In football when a quarterback launches the ball downfield into coverage with no realistic chance of completion, the broadcast will say “fuck it, the receiver is down there somewhere” because at least the quarterback is throwing to a general area where a teammate exists even if the throw has almost no chance of being caught.

Caglianone’s throw was the baseball equivalent of a quarterback heaving the ball into the stands and claiming he saw an open receiver in Row 14 because there was not a single Royal between third base and home plate when he released the throw and the ball sailed into an area of the diamond that no fielder had any reason to be occupying.

Then Nick Loftin tracked down Caglianone’s throw to nowhere, which was already the second errant throw on a play that started with a 30-foot tapper, and completed the trifecta by firing wide of home plate to allow Benge to come all the way around and score from first base on a ground ball that traveled approximately 30 feet from the bat.

Three errors on one play, three throws that missed their target, three runs scored on a ball that was hit so softly that a Little League infielder would have fielded it cleanly and thrown the batter out at first without any drama whatsoever.

The most shocking part of the entire sequence is honestly hard to pinpoint because you could make a case for any of three things being the most unbelievable element.

The fact that it started with a ground ball directly to the pitcher who had every opportunity in the world to record a routine out and end the inning.

The fact that this wasn’t the Mets fucking up the play defies all logic because the 38-53 Mets have been the most incompetent team in baseball all season and have given up their own humiliating Little League homers this year but somehow found themselves on the benefiting end of another team’s defensive catastrophe because the 37-54 Royals walked into Citi Field and said “hold my beer, we can be worse than you.”

Two teams with a combined record of 75-107 playing each other in Queens and producing one of the worst defensive sequences in the history of professional baseball is exactly the kind of content that the late-season MLB schedule produces when bad teams play each other in meaningless games and the fundamentals that are supposed to separate professional athletes from recreational players completely disappear because nobody on either roster has anything to play for except avoiding being the team that ends up on the wrong side of a viral highlight.

The Royals were the team on the wrong side on Tuesday and the Caglianone throw is going to be replayed on every baseball broadcast and every sports podcast and every Twitter timeline for the rest of the week.

A first baseman picking up a ball and throwing it to a spot on the diamond where no human being was standing during a professional baseball game is the kind of content that transcends the sport and enters the broader cultural conversation about what exactly these people are doing out there when the season has been over since May and the fundamentals start deteriorating in the summer heat.

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