The internet is mad at Mark Zuckerberg for not using his $300 million super yacht that he wasn’t even on to help a stranded boat

Mark Zuckerberg is catching heat this week, and honestly, this might be the one time I find myself defending the guy.

The story goes that Mark Zuckerberg’s yacht allegedly failed to help a stranded boat, and people on a nearby cruise ship actually started booing him over it.

One passenger named said Zuck should’ve taken the opportunity to “do something helpful for someone in need and maybe get some good PR out of it” and look, I get the instinct to dunk on a billionaire, but the details here just don’t support the outrage.

Mark Zuckerberg comes under fire for his yacht allegedly failing to help stranded boat.

Mark Zuckerberg comes under fire for his yacht allegedly failing to help stranded boat.

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Here’s what a rep for Mark Zuckerberg had to say:

“Mark and his family were not on board at the time of the incident. As the Coast Guard noted, the boat was not in distress, and by the time the crew reviewed the Coast Guard contact on a different radio channel from the one they were operating on, the assist was already underway. We’re grateful all parties are safe.”

So let’s actually break that down.

Zuck wasn’t even on the boat. The stranded vessel wasn’t in distress, per the Coast Guard itself. The call came in on a different radio channel than the crew was operating on. By the time they saw it, the rescue was already happening.

Nothing to see here. He didn’t get the call, he wasn’t there, and he couldn’t have helped even if every part of him wanted to. This is a whole lot of booing over a situation where the guy in question was literally not present.

Basically, here’s my conclusion, shoutout LOST

Side Note: I know it was Zuck’s boat but LOST is the first thing I thought of and really, the only thing I ever think of when discussing boat ownership, so i had to include it.

Let’s Play It Out Anyway…

Now, even if he HAD been on board, put yourself in Mark Zuckerberg’s shoes for a second. You’re a man with a schedule. You’ve got the compound to run, the algorithm to feed, a couple billion people whose attention spans you’re personally responsible for dismantling.

Sailing the Alaskan coast on a $300 million boat isn’t leisure for a guy like that, it’s a working vacation and right when you’ve finally carved out a little peace, some stranger’s dinghy floats into frame with its hand out. That’s not a rescue opportunity to Zuck. That’s annoying and nothing more than an interruption.

Think about the risk he’s assessing in real time. Mark Zuckerberg has no idea who’s on that boat. Could be anybody, right? What we do know is that those idiots on the other boat are stranded out there and looking for a payday or worse, a boat to hijack. Zuck can’t be wasting time with that. There are no rules in the open seas.

You think Mark Zuckerberg’s floating fortress is the ship you ask for a favor? Think again.

The second you throw down a ladder and let one of them aboard, the whole illusion collapses. Now there’s a stranger dripping seawater on your deck, poking around, looking for a way to blame you for his troubles.

That’s how the fortress falls. One good deed and suddenly your sanctuary is a public ferry. That is precisely the scenario the Coast Guard exists to handle, and precisely why the call belongs with them.

Seriously, Who Cares

All jokes aside, I’m genuinely with the Zuck here, and it’s because the blame is being shoved onto him instead of the people whose actual job it is to handle these situations.

Would I have stopped to help? Probably, yeah, but that’s because I’m a man of the people. You’ve got a super yacht cruising along without even the owner on board, and suddenly the crew is expected to drop everything and become the heroes of the sea?

It’s a bad look, sure, but it’s not exactly their problem, and it’s certainly not Mark Zuckerberg’s when he wasn’t even there.

Here’s the real kicker about why nobody wants to be the hero anymore. People are the absolute worst. One second you’re doing the right thing by attempting a rescue, and the next you’re getting criticized and sued for the way you did it.

That’s the world we live in now. No good deed goes unpunished, so you can hardly blame a crew for deferring to the professionals whose literal job is maritime rescue. The whole thing is a lose-lose.

Plenty to Yell About With Mark Zuckerberg, but Not This

Let me be clear, there is a mountain of legitimate stuff to criticize Mark Zuckerberg and Meta over. The data harvesting, the monopolistic behavior, the effect on society, all of it, pick your poison. There’s no shortage of ammunition when it comes to that guy.

This particular story ain’t one of them. This is manufactured outrage aimed at an easy target who wasn’t even on the boat, over a situation the Coast Guard already said wasn’t a real emergency. Save your energy for the stuff that actually matters, because booing a billionaire over a rescue he had nothing to do with is just noise.

Never thought I’d say it but I’m riding with the Zuck on this one.

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