Jalen Hurts gave us a clean, collar grab free photo for 2026 which can only mean on thing for the Eagles

I’ve stumbled onto some elite-level Jalen Hurts media day conspiracy content, and honestly, I’m fully bought in.

Here’s the theory. In Jalen Hurts’ media day photos, the man grabs his collar in 2021, 2023, and 2025. In 2022 and 2024, there’s no collar grab, and wouldn’t you know it, those are the exact two years the Eagles made trips to the Super Bowl.

The collar grab is bad juju. No collar grab means the Birds are cooking. So what happened in 2026? No collar grab. None. Hands nowhere near the collar.

Jalen Hurts Media Day Foreshadowing…

Hands in the collar ≠ Super Bowl run pic.twitter.com/MxZAEO6pC9

— BetMGM 🦁 (@BetMGM) August 12, 2026

We are talking legitimate media day foreshadowing here, and the omens are pointing in exactly the direction we want. The pattern is undeniable. Collar years are quiet years. No-collar years are Super Bowl years.

Jalen Hurts gave us a clean, collar-free photo for 2026.

I don’t make the rules, I just read the signs. And the signs are telling me to like our chances this year. Bank it. The no-collar Super Bowl theory is officially in play, and I’ve never felt more confident about a completely made-up pattern in my life.

No collar, all business. Let’s fly.

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