Boycott France: Joel Embiid shuts down french reporter’s question as France launches poorly orchestrated coup d’état on ‘The Process’
Following Adam Silver and the NBA’s successful campaign to hand the New York Knicks Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Playoffs matchup against the Philadelphia 76ers, Joel Embiid spoke with the media and noticeably shut down a French reporter who dared to ask him a question.
Joel Embiid: ‘I’m not talking French’
Side Note: Embiid mentioned that we are winning this series against the Knicks before dunking on the face of that French asshole. Thank you!
Honestly, apologies to Nico Batum but Joel Embiid is absolutely in the right to shut down anything to do with the country of France and personally, I don’t want to hear shit from France either since their basketball team has been nothing but babies since Embiid announced he would be joining TEAM USA in Paris this summer for the 2024 Olympics.
To Be Clear: The French National Basketball Team can kick rocks. I have never been so excited to beat the living hell out of a country in the Olympics during my lifetime.
But Drew, why are you so upset? France is pretty cool, no? Joel Embiid is a citizen!
Nope. Not in my eyes. He’s American and Cameroonian.
The French Coup d’état
These French RATS attempted a poorly orchestrated coup d’état on Joel Embiid by leaking a letter he wrote to France when he was getting his dual-citizenship from Cameroon.
The letter was from 2021 – things change, assholes.
Then they roll out this French National player that literally no one has ever heard of to criticize him?
Meanwhile in America: We are dancing in the streets, eating Freedom Fries, French Onion Soup, and drinking all the finest Wines that the Napa Valley has to offer.
This is America. Joel’s son, Arthur Embiid, was born in Revolution City, the Birthplace of Independence, Land of the Free, Home of the Brave, Betsy Ross Country, Stars and Stripes, whatever you want to call it.
Joel Embiid is THE PROCESS – a symbol of the AMERICAN DREAM, not only for 1776ers basketball, but for the city of Philadelphia and THE United States of America.
You think we give a shit about France? Absolutely not. We’re not speaking your language. We’re not taking questions from you bitch ass reporters that are only there to cause problems and stir the pot, and we are 100% not apologizing for it either.
Take away Embiid’s French passport then?
Frederic Weis is a fucking creep and honestly, France should apologize to the United States of America and the Embiid family for even mentioning his name. Shame on all media outlets that even reported on this without responding without the well-deserved criticism of Frederic Weis and France.
To quote Connor McGregor, “Who the fuck is that guy?!”
Luckily for you, I’m a damn good journalist.
Frederic Weis is literally ONLY known for getting POSTERIZED by Vince Carter which begs the question, who the fuck is Frederic Weis calling “boy”? Sounds racist but maybe that’s what happens when you’re 7’2″, shitty at basketball, and Vince Carter hung his ballsack in your face on the on the World Stage.
Oh. And for those other RATS on social media claiming that Team France is going to be fine without Embiid – let me remind you what happened when Embiid faced WEMBY during the NBA regular season. He hung a 70 Burger right on his face. This dude isn’t saving your sorry ass country. Embiid made it VERY clear that’s not a possibility already.
Joel Embiid: The True King of France
And don’t even get me started on Rudy Gobert. We all know he’s soft as hell and Embiid would eat him alive on the World Stage.
Note: I am well aware that Embiid probably won’t play in the Olympics but let’s get him traveling with Team USA anyways so he can learn what it’s like being an American and a Champion.
Join The Chase
The french outnumbered Americans at Yorktown, they’re the reason this country even exists.
Rochambeau was the GOAT – since then they have fallen off tbh lol