After a month-long hiatus, The Misery Report has returned. The Sixers are up 3-0 on the Wizards. Ben Simmons, Tobias Harris, and Joel Embiid are absolutely dominating in the first round of the NBA Playoffs. In the second round, it looks like the Sixers will be playing the Hawks, who also don’t stand a chance. Ben Simmons is going to eat Trae Young alive and Clint Cappela can’t guard Joel Embiid.

We talk about the Brooklyn Nets, who seem to absolutely hate playing baseball and each other. We ask the question if the Bucks are good or did they just beat a bad Mickey Mouse Heat team.

The Phillies are an absolute disaster. Alec Bohm was crying on Didi’s shoulder in the dugout. Everyone is injured and Joe Girardi is clueless. Are the Phillies simply a .500 team with the fifth highest payroll in baseball?

Steve is going on paternity leave at work. He will be leaving The Misery Report for 60 days to go hike in the Pacific Northwest. We outline his journey and how he will be hitchhiking 80+ miles to the Canadian border to start his hike in the middle of a pandemic.

Kevin has a new love interest in his life that has caused scheduling conflicts for The Misery Report. Small planes and weight distribution needs to be handled differently. We run through a list of businesses that should sponsor The Misery Report (again). And much, much more.

Are we the last generation of humans before we go full human/robot hybrids? Did we do a good job? What will history say about our generation?

Bitcoin Mining. Ethereum. Doge Coin. Gambling vs Crypto. Are they the same?

Tune in. Who knows when we’ll be back. Go Sixers. Go Phillies (ugh). Enjoy the freaking weekend and toss this on while you’re driving back from the shore.

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